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Post by Mattsby on Sept 26, 2018 23:40:33 GMT
Favorite one-liners from TV shows, or any quotes that comes to mind if you want. Mostly looking for hilarious ones but I'm gonna break that rule right away lol.
Frasier finale - "I'll miss the coffees."
and one that cracks me up, from Schitt's Creek... "What does burning smell like?"
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Sept 26, 2018 23:49:04 GMT
Oh man, I can't think of one specific line... but basically every time Carla insulted Cliff on Cheers would be a worthy pick.
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Post by Christ_Ian_Bale on Sept 27, 2018 1:00:53 GMT
"The marathon just gets my hopes up. At first it seems like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they just make a big loop and come right back." -Becker
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2018 1:05:44 GMT
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Post by Viced on Sept 27, 2018 1:17:38 GMT
comedy:  drama: "We're gonna find out who did this, and we're gonna kill 'em."
"I've done worse." - The Shield "You can't take a picture of this, it's already gone." - Six Feet Under |
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Post by Mattsby on Sept 27, 2018 2:07:54 GMT
 and the Seinfeld line I quote most often in real life - "If the specials were so special, they'd be on the menu." |
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Post by stephen on Sept 27, 2018 2:32:37 GMT
"'Ey yo, lesson here, Bey: You come at the king, you best not miss."
-- Omar
"Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears. It ceases to exist, without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!"
-- Walter White
"Good cop and bad cop have left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop."
-- Vic Mackey
"My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me... suck cock by choice."
-- Tom Nuttall
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Post by Johnny_Hellzapoppin on Sept 27, 2018 12:02:34 GMT
A few comedy ones of the top of the head...
"I'm a full-on-rapist.", Charlie Kelly "Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?", Frank Reynolds "Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests..." , Father Ted Crilly "Balthazar is a thirsty bitch.", Raymond Holt "Once I used an exclamation point in an email. You called me Diana Ross.", Terry Jeffords
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Post by Mattsby on Feb 17, 2020 18:41:49 GMT
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Post by TerryMontana on Feb 17, 2020 19:14:22 GMT
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