I won't be here, I'm catching a play. Everyone, make sure that... you know what, this year sucks. Nevermind about any requests, they won't happen anyway.
"I wanted to be a wife so that I could have been her real mother. I wanted to be a boy so that she could be in love with me. I wanted her to be my full sister instead of my half sister. I wanted her to be a slave so that I could set her free and make her rich."