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Post by Mattsby on Oct 25, 2017 20:26:45 GMT
Rewatched a couple Pacino scenes from Jack and Jill, and for days now I've been cracking up at this Pacino line to Sandler: "I'm lost, Popcorn. I am. I go visit my kids, I can't find them. I end up talking to lemon trees."  Last movie quote that made you actually laugh out loud? |
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Post by pacinoyes on Oct 25, 2017 21:31:48 GMT
Not a recent movie but recently on a re-watch of Midnight Run Charles Grodin cracks me when he's out of money at the diner, asks how much the coffee is and the waitress says 53 cents...............how much is the tea? 53 cents..............hesitates........hesitates......."I'll have the tea" lol It's become a little running gag now when I'm having a meal out. By the way keeping the Grodin, food thing going........... |
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Post by FrancescoAbides on Oct 25, 2017 22:02:40 GMT
Not exactly a quote (more like a group of quotes) but the entirety of Matthew McConaughey in The Wolf of Wall Street cracks me up every time. Here's two of those quotes:
"Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day." - The delivery is absolutely hilarious
"Implosions are ugly. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. When you get really good at it, you'll fucking be stroking and you'll be thinking about money."
I mean, the guy is just fucking brilliant in this film.
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Post by Johnny_Hellzapoppin on Oct 26, 2017 12:38:59 GMT
I watched My Cousin Vinny again recently and so much of what Fred Gwynne and Joe Pesci say really kills me. Those two don't get enough credit for this film, and the film in general doesn't get enough credit either. It has one of the best screenplays of the last 30 years. This is a particular highlight...
Vinny Gambini: It is possible that the two yutes...
Judge Chamberlain Haller: ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?
Vinny Gambini: Uh... what word?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Two what?
Vinny Gambini: What?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh... did you say 'yutes'?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two yutes.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: What is a yute?
Vinny Gambini: [beat] Oh, excuse me, your honor...
[exaggerated]
Vinny Gambini: Two YOUTHS.
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