Post by finniussnrub on Apr 24, 2024 22:29:56 GMT
1995 winner:
Rules:
- First non-festival release for release date.
- You can base your choice on any criteria.
- You can list as many as you'd like, but I'll take your first listed unless noted otherwise.
- I will also say should not be much longer than a couple sentences or so, as I think best monologue could be a whole separate thing.
2020's Winners:
2023: "I believe we did" - Oppenheimer (J. Robert Oppenheimer)
2022: "When the horizon's at the bottom, it's interesting. When the horizon's at the top, it's interesting. When the horizon's in the middle, it's boring as shit. Now, good luck to you. And get the fuck out of my office!" - The Fabelmans (John Ford)
2021: "We don't get a lot of things to really care about." - Pig (Rob Feld)
2020: "Some of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet are on that plane, all craving action. Whatever you want to wager on, the Money Plane has you covered. You want to bet on a dude fucking an alligator. Money Plane." - Money Plane (Darius Emanuel Grouch III, aka "The Rumble")
2022: "When the horizon's at the bottom, it's interesting. When the horizon's at the top, it's interesting. When the horizon's in the middle, it's boring as shit. Now, good luck to you. And get the fuck out of my office!" - The Fabelmans (John Ford)
2021: "We don't get a lot of things to really care about." - Pig (Rob Feld)
2020: "Some of the baddest motherfuckers on the planet are on that plane, all craving action. Whatever you want to wager on, the Money Plane has you covered. You want to bet on a dude fucking an alligator. Money Plane." - Money Plane (Darius Emanuel Grouch III, aka "The Rumble")
2019: "This is how I Win" - Uncut Gems (Howard Ratner)
2018: "How Can That Be Profitable for Frito-Lay" - Game Night (Gary Kingsbury)
2017: "By the way I would have voted Obama for a third term!" - Get Out (Dean Armitage)
2016: "Would that it Were So Simple" - Hail Caesar! (Laurence Laurentz)
2015: "Oh What a Day, What a Lovely Day" - Mad Max: Fury Road (Nux)
2014: "Not Quite My Tempo" - Whiplash (Terence Fletcher)
2013: "I'm the Captain Now" - Captain Phillips (Abduwali Muse)
2012: "Argo Fuck Yourself" - Argo (Lester Siegel)
2011: "The problem we're trying to solve is that there are rich teams and there are poor teams. Then there's fifty feet of crap, and then there's us. It's an unfair game." - Moneyball (Billy Beane)
2010: "You better lawyer up asshole, because I'm not coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for everything." - The Social Network (Eduardo Saverin)
2018: "How Can That Be Profitable for Frito-Lay" - Game Night (Gary Kingsbury)
2017: "By the way I would have voted Obama for a third term!" - Get Out (Dean Armitage)
2016: "Would that it Were So Simple" - Hail Caesar! (Laurence Laurentz)
2015: "Oh What a Day, What a Lovely Day" - Mad Max: Fury Road (Nux)
2014: "Not Quite My Tempo" - Whiplash (Terence Fletcher)
2013: "I'm the Captain Now" - Captain Phillips (Abduwali Muse)
2012: "Argo Fuck Yourself" - Argo (Lester Siegel)
2011: "The problem we're trying to solve is that there are rich teams and there are poor teams. Then there's fifty feet of crap, and then there's us. It's an unfair game." - Moneyball (Billy Beane)
2010: "You better lawyer up asshole, because I'm not coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for everything." - The Social Network (Eduardo Saverin)
2009: "Just Look At that Parking Lot" - A Serious Man (Rabbi Scott)
2008: "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" - The Dark Knight (Harvey Dent)
2007: "I drink your milkshake!" - There Will Be Blood (Daniel Plainview)
2006: "Don't You Put That Evil on Me Ricky Bobby" - Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (Lucius Washington)
2005: "I wish I knew how to quit you." - Brokeback Mountain (Jack Twist)
2004: "60% of the time it works every time" - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Brian Fantana)
2003: "I can't carry it for you but I can carry you" - LOTR: The Return of the King (Samwise Gamgee)
2002: "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." - Star Wars Ep. 2 Attack of the Clones (Anakin Skywalker)
2001: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" - LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring (Gandalf)
2000: "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." - Gladiator (Maxiumus Decimus Meridius)
2008: "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" - The Dark Knight (Harvey Dent)
2007: "I drink your milkshake!" - There Will Be Blood (Daniel Plainview)
2006: "Don't You Put That Evil on Me Ricky Bobby" - Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (Lucius Washington)
2005: "I wish I knew how to quit you." - Brokeback Mountain (Jack Twist)
2004: "60% of the time it works every time" - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Brian Fantana)
2003: "I can't carry it for you but I can carry you" - LOTR: The Return of the King (Samwise Gamgee)
2002: "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." - Star Wars Ep. 2 Attack of the Clones (Anakin Skywalker)
2001: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" - LOTR: The Fellowship of the Ring (Gandalf)
2000: "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." - Gladiator (Maxiumus Decimus Meridius)
1990's Winners:
1999: "By Grabthar's Hammer...what a savings" - Galaxy Quest (Alexander Dane)
1998: "In Case I Don't See Ya. Good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. - The Truman Show (Truman Burbank)
1997: "It's Not Your Fault" - Good Will Hunting (Sean Maguire) & "I like to remember things my own way. How I remembered them, not necessarily the way they happened" - Lost Highway (Fred Madison)
1996: "And for what? For a little bit of money? There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it." - Fargo (Marge Gunderson)
1995: "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."- Billy Madison (Principal)
1998: "In Case I Don't See Ya. Good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. - The Truman Show (Truman Burbank)
1997: "It's Not Your Fault" - Good Will Hunting (Sean Maguire) & "I like to remember things my own way. How I remembered them, not necessarily the way they happened" - Lost Highway (Fred Madison)
1996: "And for what? For a little bit of money? There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it." - Fargo (Marge Gunderson)
1995: "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."- Billy Madison (Principal)
1994:
My Choice:
