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Post by finniussnrub on Apr 4, 2024 20:50:21 GMT
2013 winner:
Rules: - First non-festival release for release date. - You can base your choice on any criteria. - You can list as many as you'd like, but I'll take your first listed unless noted otherwise. - I will also say should not be much longer than a couple sentences or so, as I think best monologue could be a whole separate thing. 2020's Winners:
2010's Winners:
2012:
My choice:
What's yours?
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Post by stephen on Apr 4, 2024 20:53:10 GMT
"If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world." - The Master
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Post by tylosaur on Apr 4, 2024 21:47:54 GMT
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Post by DanQuixote on Apr 4, 2024 21:54:20 GMT
"If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world." - The MasterThis.
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Post by Tommen_Saperstein on Apr 4, 2024 21:56:05 GMT
it's gotta be "pig fuck"
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Post by Martin Stett on Apr 4, 2024 22:38:35 GMT
"I am not your nightmare." Honorable mention to "Your prostate is asymmetrical."
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Post by Nikan on Apr 4, 2024 22:47:33 GMT
The scene that made me a Rockwell fan. "If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you'd be the first person in the history of the world." - The Masterand This.
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Apr 4, 2024 22:52:51 GMT
Hans: "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, I believe that wholeheartedly."
Billy: "No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. Hows the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left, who's still got one eye! All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong, it's just that nobody's got the balls to come right out and say it."
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Post by JangoB on Apr 4, 2024 22:59:39 GMT
"As the preacher said, I could write shorter sermons, but once I start, I get too lazy to stop."
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Post by TheAlwaysClassy on Apr 5, 2024 0:26:28 GMT
"I am so afraid I will never die"- Holy Motors
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Post by mikediastavrone96 on Apr 5, 2024 0:30:30 GMT
"If, if you already know the answers to your questions, then why ask pig fuck?!" - The Master
HM: "Argo fuck yourself!" from Argo.
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Post by Martin Stett on Apr 5, 2024 2:36:51 GMT
Another honorable mention, simply because it hasn't been mentioned yet:
"America's not a country. It's just a business. Now fucking pay me."
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Post by stabcaesar on Apr 5, 2024 3:44:44 GMT
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Post by tylosaur on Apr 5, 2024 4:08:50 GMT
It's Such a Beautiful Day is drowning with bangers:
"Bill picked up his new medication, went home, and masturbated for seven hours."
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Post by therealcomicman117 on Apr 5, 2024 18:09:12 GMT
"Argo fuck yourself!"
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Post by mhynson27 on Apr 5, 2024 22:16:03 GMT
Argo fuck yourself
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Post by dadsburgers on Apr 6, 2024 1:58:05 GMT
Argo fuck yourself
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Post by rhodoraonline on Apr 6, 2024 13:53:46 GMT
Backing the Argo one
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Post by tep on Apr 6, 2024 16:18:25 GMT
Pig Fuck
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Post by ibbi on Apr 6, 2024 16:22:50 GMT
God forgive me, but I'm going with
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Post by Nikan on Apr 6, 2024 16:45:28 GMT
God forgive me, but I'm going with
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Post by Steve17 on Apr 6, 2024 17:00:16 GMT
Argo f*** yourself! - Alan Arkin as Lester Siegel in Argo
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