Sexiest Songs Or Songs That Remind You Of Sex

Whatcha got MAR? No Led Zep - and especially no fncking Kashmir 


1. Françoise Hardy - that's it - all of her songs ......all of them. She's the better Sade  dammit.........

2. Blondie - The Hardest Part - Especially with its video which has black leather gloves, a wig, and Debbie Harry up against a wall .......whew

3. The Long Blondes - Autonomy Boy - Because this great 21st century band's secret weapon / fashion icon - Kate Jackson - over-enunciates every line in her British accent like she's talking to you during sex and the music is all jittery and imminent .............. it approximates thrilling sex too

4. The Pandoras - I Didn't Cry - Paula Pierce's grunts and howls and direct talking are just too much ........applies to almost everything she did in her early Garage Rock years before she went Girl Hair Metal and messed it all up........... but it was great while it lasted

5.  Liz Phair - Fnck and Run - Saddest one on here maybe .........it makes you want to hold her in bed tbh........

6. Molly Nilsson - American Express - She says "Hell yes"........indeed......indeed

7. Madonna - Burning Up - Her most playful, slutty song......she's not like the others............. she'll do anything........hmmmmmmmm

8. Lana Del Rey -  Fnck It I Love You -  Contains her defining line "If I wasn' so fncked up, I think I'd fnck you all the time".......which is itself sexy really. ....

9. Destiny's Child - Lose My Breath - Hit me hard.......

10. The Pretenders - The Wait - I can't tell what she's saying .......except when she says "Hmmmmm" and the bridge which is hot af and all that panting too........