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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Jul 16, 2022 6:10:38 GMT
No top 5s/10s, you can only choose one... and it has to be someone at their current age, so nothing like “Sophia Loren in her prime.” Jessica Chastain has been my #1 actress crush for a while now… but “biggest crush” isn’t necessarily the same thing as “most desired lay,” so I had to think over what my “must shag” list would look like if I included models, athletes, others mentioned in the celebrity crushes thread, etc... but I always came back to Chastain, who can look gorgeous in a nice girl sort of way, or ravishingly sexy at other times... plus my admiration for her as an artist is part of the equation as well. Tremendous talent + great beauty = BIG SCHWING. That newly-minted Oscar... major turn-on (“You want to do what with it??”  )  |
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Jul 16, 2022 7:23:17 GMT
ONE??? ONE??? ONNNNEEEEEEEEE??? You, sir, are a masochist. Ugh. One. Pssh. Well since I've been watching a playthrough of The Quarry (because I'm too cheap to buy it), it's between Brenda Song and Halston Sage... I choose...  |
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Post by JangoB on Jul 16, 2022 7:54:58 GMT
Oh man, at the current age? That's a tougher question than I thought. All of my big crushes aren't necessarily in their prime right now. Since we're specifically talking sexy time here I'll go banal (and that B can be silent) - Sydney Sweeney. The funniest thing is that I haven't even seen her in anything apart from OUTIH but I have done my research without the trouble of diving into the cinematic/televisual realms of her career and yeah... Just like Nancy Sinatra sang, these boobs are made for gawking...and for resting your face in their sweet embrace until your Mount Doom erupts with the force capable of destroying Middle-earth and all of them little hobbits. Goddammit, I didn't mean to sound so pervy - I've just finished listening to Kevin Smith's "Tough Shit" audiobook and a bit of that humor has rubbed off on me  |
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Post by pacinoyes on Jul 16, 2022 8:33:58 GMT
I know it's a running joke but it actually is a pacinoyes celebrity crush - Kay Adams - now you can argue she's not "celebrity" enough I guess - but people are throwing a lot of money at her atm I'm sure and TV star is a celebrity......she's the right age, right now (36 atm) - after 40 females start to grow unattractive sprouts and weed roots on their heads and throughout their bodies I hear (um) although they later perfect sandwich making skills and cleaning around the house (ducks, runs for cover), her actual name is from a Godfather character ffs, after sex we can talk "fantasy" football - aside from her picks - which mostly would involve me describing weird scenarios of me as the star athlete and her as the reporter out to get a "big" story........oh nevermind....but she's almost alarmingly cute, conversational, cool, funny, and sexy af when she wants to be and especially when she's not even trying to be........she ruins that F / M / K game since she is equally M AND F.....she checks off a lot of boxes in the attractiveness categories .....look at her judging me / thinking it over:  |
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Post by cherry68 on Jul 16, 2022 11:13:54 GMT
pacinoyes You're too old for her. You're too old even to have sex.
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Post by JangoB on Jul 16, 2022 11:40:19 GMT
pacinoyes You're too old for her. You're too old even to have sex. Such ajism! |
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Post by Joaquim on Jul 16, 2022 11:54:51 GMT
pacinoyes You're too old for her. You're too old even to have sex. You’re not too old to have sex until you die mid intercourse |
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Post by Joaquim on Jul 16, 2022 12:03:17 GMT
Similar to pacinoyes’s [very good] pick, she’s not “celebrity” enough (even less of a “celebrity” than Adams) but still very well known and respected in her field. The best at what she does, all I ask for is 2mins alone with the absolutely gorgeous Sara Eisen  |
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Post by Pittsnogle_Goggins on Jul 16, 2022 13:30:14 GMT
Probably Ana de Armas but it’s a tight race with Eva Green
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Post by mikediastavrone96 on Jul 16, 2022 13:38:35 GMT
Salma Hayek.  |
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Post by mhynson27 on Jul 16, 2022 14:44:26 GMT
My first thought was the same as Jango, Sydney Sweeney.
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Post by stephen on Jul 16, 2022 14:45:46 GMT
Aisling Bea or Rose Matafeo are my go-tos.
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Post by mhynson27 on Jul 16, 2022 14:46:19 GMT
Aisling Bea or Rose Matafeo are my go-tos. I like your style |
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Post by cherry68 on Jul 16, 2022 14:58:15 GMT
pacinoyes You're too old for her. You're too old even to have sex. Such ajism! Considering his comments about women older than 40, I should not be the first to be accused of ageism. |
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Post by pacinoyes on Jul 16, 2022 15:59:19 GMT
Considering his comments about women older than 40, I should not be the first to be accused of ageism.  Yeah but - that's why I put that in italics and and add the words um and ducks, runs for cover - I expect everybody gets that I'm just joking around ........now I know you get that cherry, but did you ever notice there's a few users on this board that never, ever like a pacinoyes post...........really? I never made those people laugh?.......I never said anything about an actor that made those people say "now THAT'S a really good point!"...............either they don't get the joke - any joke - or they are the joke but in whole different way .........I mean I see them like posts that say "I agree with that" GTFO!!! I don't care though........the day I leave this board ..........probably when Djokovic wins his 23rd Grand Slam tbh .............. the most exciting posts will still be about me anyway and be in weird threads titled like "pacinoyes: heart attack.......... or was he assassinated?" and "pacinoyes: What was THAT all about?" .................. and my personal favorite: "pacinoyes: was he an admin / moderator?"
See what I mean?:
moviechat.org/bd0000005/Movie-Awards/58aa87341f7fc81e821b302a/Do-you-think-Pacinoyes-is-Imdb-adminBut just for the record I do employ several what I lovingly call (turn)-OFF's (over-forty females) irl............... as maids, seamstresses and to pick up my laundry (um, ducks, runs for cover)
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Post by cherry68 on Jul 16, 2022 16:24:30 GMT
pacinoyes Oh well, I'm at an age when most women are retired... So I don't take orders from masters anymore 😝 Btw, what happened to raygittes?
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Jul 16, 2022 17:02:15 GMT
pacinoyes You're too old for her. You're too old even to have sex. You’re not too old to have sex until you die mid intercourse ...and become the inciting incident of a Stephen King novel.  |
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Post by pacinoyes on Jul 16, 2022 17:19:04 GMT
pacinoyes Oh well, I'm at an age when most women are retired... So I don't take orders from masters anymore 😝
Btw, what happened to raygittes? Some sort of moderator disagreement iirc - you'd have to IM them I guess - which I know they really, really enjoy He also owed a lot of money to a lot of people ......just kidding I love our moderators myself - all of them totally get the pacinoyes thing - and give me helpful advice too: One told me that psychologically speaking "pacinoyes, look you don't just have "issues" - you have an f'n lifetime subscription"........one of them told me "When you're not talking about The Replacements you are wrong about everything - like literally - everything" and one I don't say anything bad about......... or think it - ever - because Angela White fans are a world wide fraternity - basically we're like a cult......which is the only cult we like btw. Now..........if someone said Angela White in this thread...........oh nevermind. |
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Post by countjohn on Jul 16, 2022 20:34:17 GMT
Natalie Portman or Adriana Lima (even pregnant) would be my answers for some time. Guess I'll go with Natalie now that she's jacked for Thor.
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Jul 16, 2022 22:20:33 GMT
pacinoyes Oh well, I'm at an age when most women are retired... So I don't take orders from masters anymore 😝
Btw, what happened to raygittes? Some sort of moderator disagreement iirc - you'd have to IM them I guess - which I know they really, really enjoy He also owed a lot of money to a lot of people ......just kidding I love our moderators myself - all of them totally get the pacinoyes thing - and give me helpful advice too: One told me that psychologically speaking "pacinoyes, look you don't just have "issues" - you have an f'n lifetime subscription"........one of them told me "When you're not talking about The Replacements you are wrong about everything - like literally - everything" and one I don't say anything bad about......... or think it - ever - because Angela White fans are a world wide fraternity - basically we're like a cult......which is the only cult we like btw. Now..........if someone said Angela White in this thread...........oh nevermind. Already posted Ms. White in the crush thread. Can't go double dipping with her... well, actually... |
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Post by Miles Morales on Jul 17, 2022 6:41:47 GMT
Been in a "hot older actresses" mood lately, so Monica Bellucci.
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Jul 17, 2022 19:09:54 GMT
Angela White fans are a world wide fraternity - basically we're like a cult......which is the only cult we like btw. Now..........if someone said Angela White in this thread...........oh nevermind. A cult stanning the best kind of adult film star – the porn star/academic: No shame in choosing her in this thread... you would be um... helping her with her research... |
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Jul 17, 2022 19:11:36 GMT
ONE??? ONE??? ONNNNEEEEEEEEE??? You, sir, are a masochist. If this is true, then hopefully Ms. Chastain would be into that sort of thing. Considering the number of boss bitch roles she’s played, it’s a possibility.... hmmmm |
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Jul 17, 2022 19:13:01 GMT
Been in a "hot older actresses" mood lately, so Monica Bellucci. If I broke my own rules and could choose someone in their prime, she would be my pick. Though no reasonable person would kick her out of bed now obviously... |
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Post by stabcaesar on Jul 18, 2022 3:26:40 GMT
Orlando Bloom. He definitely looks like he can fuck real good.
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Michael Fassbender - for the same reason, and his dick is big and gorgeous.
Henry Cavill - because he's just gorgeous.
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