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Post by iheartamyadams on May 5, 2017 15:12:45 GMT
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Post by Johnny_Hellzapoppin on May 5, 2017 15:20:02 GMT
Well if it is the real one, then I will be watching Miss Sloane and giving The Founder and 47 Metres Down a miss.
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Post by Viced on May 5, 2017 15:27:17 GMT
Not a bad impression, but that has got to be a parody.  |
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Post by taranofprydain on May 5, 2017 20:05:21 GMT
huh. I don't know. I wonder though if somebody, I have not the slightest clue who, put this up as a joke for fellow buzzers. that one line in The Founder review made me chuckle. I really didn't think that movie cut deep enough though.
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Post by therealcomicman117 on May 7, 2017 1:11:35 GMT
Yeah sounds like a parody. That Miss Sloane review had me laughing my ass off though.
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Post by Martin Stett on May 7, 2017 2:18:20 GMT
I completely agree with him on The Witch, though...  |
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Post by Joaquim on May 7, 2017 4:13:10 GMT
An excerpt from his review for The Witch:
"my girlfriend"
You guys, it's not the real merc.
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Post by speeders on May 8, 2017 0:02:28 GMT
Well Merc did rave about 47 Metres Down last year if I'm not mistaken so...
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2017 0:45:51 GMT
Of course not, the grammar is too good
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Post by erickeitel on May 8, 2017 0:47:39 GMT
Serious question, is there a "real" confirmed Merc? It wouldn't surprise me if he didn't have a daughter or work at Subway.
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Post by Viced on May 8, 2017 2:12:43 GMT
Serious question, is there a "real" confirmed Merc? It wouldn't surprise me if he didn't have a daughter or work at Subway. No, it was a great made up story by a genius troll and everyone seemed to buy it. The guy behind that account has probably never even breathed on a woman, let alone have a child with one. |
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Post by akittystang on May 8, 2017 6:40:38 GMT
But to keep it up for that long...?
If that's truly the case, Merc was a work of art... or something.
IMDB just deleted a cyber Picasso.
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Post by Billy_Costigan on May 10, 2017 14:50:48 GMT
Wait, people think Merc was fake? I can't imagine someone keeping it up for that long. He posted about everything.
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Post by Christ_Ian_Bale on May 10, 2017 15:35:09 GMT
Wait, people think Merc was fake? I can't imagine someone keeping it up for that long. He posted about everything. I've just assumed Merc was like Jigsaw in the Saw movies. One started it, then through watching his posts, another Merc was bred, and for every deleted one, another would appear and so on. Some weird, sun-deprived Merc legacy. Or there's some Merc control center somewhere where a group of people trade off, kind of like what the early Facebook offices looked like in The Social Network. -"dont let me catch you in the streets bro. know your roll." -(extends hand) "...Welcome to Merc World." |
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