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Post by therealcomicman117 on Mar 1, 2019 5:09:26 GMT
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Post by Tommen_Saperstein on Mar 1, 2019 10:56:31 GMT
I think this is the first full-length trailer I've seen for this and oh my god that CGI needs some work  And all the one-liners are falling flat, which feels like both Harbour and the screenplay's fault ("I'm a Capricorn and you're fucking nuts"...oooookay). Everything just looks really bland and lifeless, and cheesy without being any fun. Harbour looks likes he's phoning it in (he's no Perlman) and where the hell are those innovative makeup effects that were in the originals? It looks like Marshall scrapped the makeup department in favor of goofy lame creature designs / animations that look like leftovers from the 2011 remake of The Thing (I'm also getting Mummy vibes with that weird witch villain, god she looks boring). Honestly this is looking like it's going to be a disaster. |
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Post by morton on Mar 1, 2019 15:53:51 GMT
I think this is the first full-length trailer I've seen for this and oh my god that CGI needs some work And all the one-liners are falling flat, which feels like both Harbour and the screenplay's fault ("I'm a Capricorn and you're fucking nuts"...oooookay). Everything just looks really bland and lifeless, and cheesy without being any fun. Harbour looks likes he's phoning it in (he's no Perlman) and where the hell are those innovative makeup effects that were in the originals? It looks like Marshall scrapped the makeup department in favor of goofy lame creature designs / animations that look like leftovers from the 2011 remake of The Thing (I'm also getting Mummy vibes with that weird witch villain, god she looks boring). Honestly this is looking like it's going to be a disaster. Exactly. Usually red band trailers are fun to watch, and although this trailer was better than the first trailer, it still looks like it's going to be bad. I agree about Harbour to which is disappointing because I've liked him in other things, but it feels like he's a second rate Bruce Campbell here especially with that "I'm a Capricorn" line. |
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Post by Joaquim on Mar 1, 2019 21:44:41 GMT
Doesn't look very good but I'll still watch since I'm a total gore-hound and this looks like it'll be serving up the gore.
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Mar 1, 2019 23:47:31 GMT
Huh, didn't realize they were going the R-rated route with this one. Yeah, this doesn't look great and it seems like a significant downgrade from what del Toro and Perlman gave us. And lol at the use of Smoke on the Water.
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Apr 11, 2019 2:51:05 GMT
Yeesh, the reviews for this are worse than I expected.
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Post by jakesully on Apr 11, 2019 15:31:51 GMT
bombs away!
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Post by Pittsnogle_Goggins on Apr 11, 2019 22:34:48 GMT
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Apr 11, 2019 23:34:32 GMT
While I don't doubt the suckitutde of the film, how many of those reviews are unfairly comparing it to Del Toro's films?
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Post by Tommen_Saperstein on Apr 12, 2019 3:52:02 GMT
Reviews are about what I expected. I could tell from those trailers that this would be a turkey.
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Post by Ryan_MYeah on Apr 14, 2019 2:43:14 GMT
Okay, so at one point in this movie, Hellboy kicks this undead zombie’s head, and yells “GOOAALL!” as he sprints off. Yes, it is that bad. |
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Apr 14, 2019 2:50:44 GMT
Okay, so at one point in this movie, Hellboy kicks this undead zombie’s head, and yells “GOOAALL!” as he sprints off. Yes, it is that bad. I just did one of those JLaw disgusted meme faces. lol. |
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