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Post by finniussnrub on Mar 26, 2024 23:46:00 GMT
2022 Winner:
"When the horizon's at the bottom, it's interesting. When the horizon's at the top, it's interesting. When the horizon's in the middle, it's boring as shit. Now, good luck to you. And get the fuck out of my office!"
Rules:
- First non-festival release for release date.
- You can base your choice on any criteria.
- You can list as many as you'd like, but I'll take your first listed unless noted otherwise.
- I will also say should not be much longer than a couple sentences or so, as I think best monologue could be a whole separate thing.
Previous Winners:
2021:
My choice:
"My only problem in life is that I love tail too much. I love it. I love it so much. I love it so much. Is that your sister?" - Jon Peters - Licorice Pizza
What's yours?
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Post by Martin Stett on Mar 27, 2024 0:14:27 GMT
Oof, I didn't realize Hellbender was 2022. Changing my 2022 vote to "Drumsticks?"  As for 2021... Terrible year, but there are a few good quotes I can choose from, but my ultimate decision is awarded to... "I was even starting to love God."Other contenders: "I don't consider myself to be a particularly ethical person, but I am fair." "My sister was possessed by a demon named Byoooooon." "Well done, my brave knight. Now... off with your head." |
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Post by Archie on Mar 27, 2024 0:16:23 GMT
If I were your father, I'd hold you round the shoulders and say, "It's not your fault. You did nothing wrong". But I can't say that. You killed your mother, and I killed my wife.
- Drive My Car
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Post by Nikan on Mar 27, 2024 0:18:21 GMT
"Go."
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Post by mikediastavrone96 on Mar 27, 2024 1:04:26 GMT
"I don't want to be a memory for you. I don't want to be a voice in your head." from The Worst Person in the World.
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Post by stephen on Mar 27, 2024 1:15:38 GMT
"We don't get a lot of things to really care about."
- Pig
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Post by countjohn on Mar 27, 2024 2:19:14 GMT
"Do you like peanut butter sandwiches? Crunchy or creamy?"- Licorice Pizza
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Post by stabcaesar on Mar 27, 2024 2:37:30 GMT
"Vous étiez malade?"
"Le genre de maladie qui ne frappe que les femmes et qui les transforme en femmes au foyer."
(“Were you ill?”
“The kind of illness that strikes only women and turns them into housewives.”)
- Happening
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Post by DeepArcher on Mar 27, 2024 2:44:55 GMT
“Fast and the Fury-Ass. I play Brian O’Conner, Paul Walker’s character. My acting is like next level. My scenes were miles above the other scenes. To this day, people will tweet me and be like … ‘you were the perfect O’Conner.’ And I was nominated for that role. Best Supporting Actor in a Parody. Should have won. It was like the big snub of the night. There were boo’s and shit. Crazy. And then Walker fuckin’ goes and gets killed and I’m fucked out of the sequels.” (Red Rocket)
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Post by dadsburgers on Mar 27, 2024 2:55:22 GMT
I don't think I've rewatched a single 2021 film at all...
"We really did have everything, didn't we? I mean, when you think about it." - Don't Look Up
Honorable Mention:
"Silenzio, Bruno!" - Luca
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Mar 27, 2024 3:44:31 GMT
"Goodbye, young human. I hope you live."
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Post by rhodoraonline on Mar 27, 2024 4:37:23 GMT
The Father: "I feel as if I'm losing all my leaves."
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Post by themoviesinner on Mar 27, 2024 5:03:32 GMT
"How come no one is lighting themselves on fire anymore?" - A quote from Zeroes And Ones
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Post by stabcaesar on Mar 27, 2024 5:25:54 GMT
The Father: "I feel as if I'm losing all my leaves." The Father is 2020. |
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Post by DanQuixote on Mar 27, 2024 9:42:28 GMT
If I were your father, I'd hold you round the shoulders and say, "It's not your fault. You did nothing wrong". But I can't say that. You killed your mother, and I killed my wife. - Drive My Car I’ll go with this one. |
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Post by rhodoraonline on Mar 27, 2024 17:36:01 GMT
The Father: "I feel as if I'm losing all my leaves." The Father is 2020. My bad... I have nothing to offer then. This movie year was a bit dull in terms of quotes for me. |
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Post by Tommen_Saperstein on Mar 27, 2024 17:37:30 GMT
"We don't get a lot of things to really care about." - Pig+1 for this one, it's short and sweet |
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Post by Steve17 on Mar 28, 2024 1:09:18 GMT
"I lost a good friend a while back. It felt like this. It hurts because they're gone, and then it hurts all over again when you remember what they stood for. And you wonder, 'Is all that gone too?'" - Jon Favreau as Happy Hogan in Spider-Man: No Way Home
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