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Post by Nikan on Mar 10, 2024 21:49:39 GMT
#Askingforafriend.
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Post by Pittsnogle_Goggins on Mar 10, 2024 22:24:10 GMT
Be direct about your feelings
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Post by pacinoyes on Mar 10, 2024 22:46:54 GMT
You gotta be kidding me..I live 273 years and I am supposed to tell you what it took me ALL that time ....just to get you laiddddddddddd? * Ok, this is tricky but I will tell you this and this will make me seem like not so nice a guy but there are things that can help anyone...fortunately all females are exactly the same so this advice always works....what.....not fuuny ladies? Prove me wrong! * Pretend you like rainy days and say you are bad judge of character...all girls like rainy days - and think they're the only ones (wtf) - and think they are GREAT judges of character - which they are not - or else the Walk of Shame wouldn't exist would it? They will feel sorry for you in a good way......they'll want to help you understand people ......and that's a mistake to make baby.... * Do not call her baby btw ......they don't like that .... * Then simultaneously make her seem fncked up and weird so she'll lower her ridiculous, "I'm saving myself for Simon Le Bon in 1985" standards...this is a Sociopath's trick.......... Mike the Mod can speak to this, but he can't really because of his profession - he's too judgmental......I mean I'm calling you a Sociopath but I say it wtth love .......you wacky sociopath * Every pot has its lid....and you only need 1 lid - so try to find someone exactly as fncked up as you.......my gf constantly laughs at stuff I post here and periodically chortles - chortles like a Supervillain ffs - "OMG that was great - you're so evil".....like she champions my worst tendencies and apparently loves me for them......it's quite diabolical........we watched female college basketball today ........it's very sweet....she has a screw loose in the head basically.....
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Post by urbanpatrician on Mar 10, 2024 23:21:33 GMT
Play the numbers game. Kiss them.
3 maybe 4..... out of 10 I would say would kiss you back, assuming you'll take those odds.
That's all I got for you, man.
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Post by Martin Stett on Mar 11, 2024 2:04:43 GMT
Don't have friends
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Post by cherry68 on Mar 11, 2024 12:46:45 GMT
Not sure my advice is the best, as my BFF (who is a guy) says I have quite a male's mindset. Anyway, in the past I would have liked some guys to be more direct about their feelings for me without trying to be around me as friends. I mean, if I like a guy, I could have said it was mutual; otherwise he wouldn't have wasted time on me. Besides, I could feel slightly offended if I knew that his behavior hid a crush instead of being friendly for real. Keep in mind you could run this risk though:
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Post by stabcaesar on Mar 11, 2024 13:21:08 GMT
Be hot.
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Post by quetee on Mar 11, 2024 17:23:06 GMT
As someone who tends to be clueless when it comes to guys. I've had guys liked me and I had legit no clue until they professed their love...my advice is you need to show your interest and i they don't feel the same...not end of world.
Have confidence.
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Post by urbanpatrician on Mar 21, 2024 11:43:52 GMT
You gotta be kidding me..I live 273 years and I am supposed to tell you what it took me ALL that time ....just to get you laiddddddddddd? [/quote] I'm just curious about your view here. Do you think liking Clueless, Mean Girls, TayTay, and Harry Potter will get you laid? Those are the stuff I've seen 20s girls talk about. And nowadays maybe Euphoria, and Sydney Sweeney and Zendaya by association. What other movies and pop culture items do you think will do the trick to get laid?
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Post by mhynson27 on Mar 21, 2024 12:42:51 GMT
Be direct about your feelings Finally tried this with a girl I've liked for a couple of years. Sadly didn't work, but we're cool, and I'm just glad to finally have gotten it off my chest.
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Post by Pittsnogle_Goggins on Mar 21, 2024 13:03:54 GMT
Be direct about your feelings Finally tried this with a girl I've liked for a couple of years. Sadly didn't work, but we're cool, and I'm just glad to finally have gotten it off my chest. Sorry she didn’t feel the same way but the bigger regret is never knowing. Keep at it. Cheers
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Post by pacinoyes on Mar 21, 2024 13:06:38 GMT
urbanpatrician - What other movies and pop culture items do you think will do the trick to get laid?Well some other stuff: *Pretend to give a shit about climate change......actually be a Leftist wackadoodle......say stuff like "America doesn't know how much of a Socialist Martin Luther King was" - and say it like that's a BAD thing......pretend to hate Capitalism.....say you want to be poor.......you'd kill yourself if you were Elon Musk.......the dumbest Leftist stuff. * In every bar I go in - and basically that's every bar I see - there are women talking about Caitlin Clark - in fact "normal" girls - LOVE her - and by normal girls I mean brown hair, parted in the middle, jeans, boots, North Face jacket....... the "men" (ha!) on this board who have not posted on that thread would like to introduce you to their girlfriends........ Sally Palm and Mary FivefingersShe's a HERO to females......men too....but with March Madness here....she's a cultural phenomenon who DOESN'T trade on her looks - when do you EVER get THAT.......she's a babe magnet yet not a babe herself though she kind of is by being totally fncking awesome * Say you hate other men - particularly men who were "scared" of Barbie an its "feminism" (ha! again)...... * Women tend to find men's obsession with movies either cute and harmless or weird and gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so show your weird and NOT gay - obsess over Portrait of a Lady on Fire and what not - pick the most out there non-fanboy movie * Say you find Keanu Reeves dreamy with cupcake eyes and "iconic" but in a man crush way / no homo - also that he's an underrated actor.........made myself laugh * I think Taylor Swift might get you laid because it shows you listen because her fans see themselves in her .....it's basically like Joni Mitchell in the 70s but better looking, catchier and much more photogenic * Try to find a movie that females were struck by as a kid.....like you know what's a movie all females like but it's not obvious like Mean Girls? Practical Magic - which isn't even good ........and act like you don't know WHY you like (which you fucking don't because it sucks) and let HER femalesplain it to you buddy.....the next thing you know she'll be making your sandwich and buying more beer an bacon on trips to the supermarket Good luck fellas
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Post by mikediastavrone96 on Mar 21, 2024 13:29:15 GMT
Casually flirt and/or ask out early. You don't need to lay it on thick and act like a creep, but showing some potential interest early helps to establish you as a potential dating partner. Moving on from being friendly to dating is all about escalation, one person shows interest and the other either denies or reciprocates. If you never show any potential interest early on, it can be easy for you to get compartmentalized as just a friend and not a prospective partner.
If you find yourself in the situation of growing more interested in someone only after knowing them for some time, then more casual flirting will work just fine and you can do that with literally everyone (i.e. Bugs Bunny). It's a way to keep things playful, lively, and show that you're a person that, well, fucks.
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Post by mhynson27 on Mar 21, 2024 13:36:27 GMT
Casually flirt and/or ask out early. You don't need to lay it on thick and act like a creep, but showing some potential interest early helps to establish you as a potential dating partner. Moving on from being friendly to dating is all about escalation, one person shows interest and the other either denies or reciprocates. If you never show any potential interest early on, it can be easy for you to get compartmentalized as just a friend and not a prospective partner. If you find yourself in the situation of growing more interested in someone only after knowing them for some time, then more casual flirting will work just fine and you can do that with literally everyone (i.e. Bugs Bunny). It's a way to keep things playful, lively, and show that you're a person that, well, fucks.Welp, that's me out of the race
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Post by mikediastavrone96 on Mar 21, 2024 13:37:19 GMT
Casually flirt and/or ask out early. You don't need to lay it on thick and act like a creep, but showing some potential interest early helps to establish you as a potential dating partner. Moving on from being friendly to dating is all about escalation, one person shows interest and the other either denies or reciprocates. If you never show any potential interest early on, it can be easy for you to get compartmentalized as just a friend and not a prospective partner. If you find yourself in the situation of growing more interested in someone only after knowing them for some time, then more casual flirting will work just fine and you can do that with literally everyone (i.e. Bugs Bunny). It's a way to keep things playful, lively, and show that you're a person that, well, fucks.Welp, that's me out of the race Always a good time to get started!
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Post by mhynson27 on Mar 21, 2024 13:47:44 GMT
Welp, that's me out of the race Always a good time to get started! Not with my social anxiety
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Post by Archie on Mar 21, 2024 13:56:04 GMT
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Post by Nikan on Mar 21, 2024 14:45:04 GMT
pain what is that shot from/do you recommend to watch/will it be of help? MY FRIEND is in need.
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Post by Joaquim on Mar 21, 2024 16:22:35 GMT
Always a good time to get started! Not with my social anxiety Go to a strip club, just sit there looking handsome and wait for the girls to approach you. Obviously they’re only approaching you because they want your money, but you already knew that. You don’t even have to flirt with them, just talk to them like regular people Now this exact same advice should apply when talking to regular girls (the just talk to them like they’re regular people part), but social anxiety doesn’t give a shit. A couple months ago at a bar some girl looked at me and asked me to save her from the guy she was with and, dude, believe me when I say my brain completely shut down. I did not know wtf to do. Got her away from her guy but she didn’t follow me to the dance floor. About a week later I’m at a strip club and I can talk to these strippers who approach me without sperging out. Like I said before I’m not even flirting with them for the most part, just listening to them talk about themselves for a couple minutes before one of us suggests going to the VIP rooms. I hate that my brain has to go through all of these mental gymnastics to talk to most regular girls - even the ones I’m not attracted to - while there’s no barriers to talking to sex workers but it is what it is. Although if I’m being honest, idk if I’m dealing with legit social anxiety or if I’ve just been left that severely traumatized by this girl that I’ve repeatedly let break my heart over the years. I wasn’t always like this Just make sure you’re actually a decent looking guy. It helps that when I go to the strip club I actually am the best looking (and best dressed, and best smelling) man in there. Crowd is mostly middle aged so my youthful good looks certainly stand out but now that I think about it, I guess it is a little weird that a stripper told me I looked too young to be in there and then fucked me anyway while giving me a discount “because you’re cute”. And this was an 18+ nudie club, not a 21+ gentleman’s club, mind you. This girl basically told me I looked like a child then immediately hopped on my dick I had a friend of mine (who actually has regular success with women) once tell me “Joaquim, if I was making money like you I wouldn’t even bother trying with regular women. Hookers and strippers only. If I had your brain I could accomplish so much, I’d be unstoppable”. To which I simply replied “dude, if you had my brain you wouldn’t know how to use it either”
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Post by Nikan on Mar 21, 2024 16:35:37 GMT
I love it when we open up like this... And Joaquim, if I had your stories, I'd never shut up
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Post by Film Socialism on Mar 21, 2024 16:44:04 GMT
in my honest opinion it's not worth jeopardizing a friendship you sincerely value for the chance at something else. so i guess in this fashion, my tip is to cease having feelings for the person in question, and then you won't have to worry about this dilemma and will have a friendship you treasure.
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Post by Nikan on Mar 21, 2024 22:39:12 GMT
in my honest opinion it's not worth jeopardizing a friendship you sincerely value for the chance at something else. so i guess in this fashion, my tip is to cease having feelings for the person in question, and then you won't have to worry about this dilemma and will have a friendship you treasure. Any tips on this one now? thanks
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Mar 21, 2024 23:03:04 GMT
Slide the condom across the table like you're handing them the check. Added points for including a wink.
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Post by Film Socialism on Mar 22, 2024 6:38:17 GMT
in my honest opinion it's not worth jeopardizing a friendship you sincerely value for the chance at something else. so i guess in this fashion, my tip is to cease having feelings for the person in question, and then you won't have to worry about this dilemma and will have a friendship you treasure. Any tips on this one now? thanks guess we all do that in different ways. takes time. oftentimes people get partners and the people who crushed on them move on like normal.
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Post by urbanpatrician on Mar 22, 2024 7:31:19 GMT
in my opinion, sometimes its just a looks/physical thing. I have girls told me thats all it was in the end. I also had girls say I looked too feminine. If it's a looks thing, i just dont think anything can be done. Same way the other way around except girls take intonations about their looks or lack of it harder than boys do. Not always but mostly some girls' existences are based on their looks but I think men can ease on that arena a little bit more. But its ok....I always say if you dont dig the way I look I'll find someone who does
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