Your #1 tip for not getting friendzone'd?

You gotta be kidding me..I live 273 years and I am supposed to tell you what it took me ALL that time ....just to get you laiddddddddddd?

* Ok, this is tricky but I will tell you this and this will make me seem like not so nice a guy but there are things that can help anyone...fortunately all females are exactly the same so this advice always works....what.....not fuuny ladies?

Prove me wrong!



* Pretend you like rainy days and say you are bad judge of character...all girls like rainy days - and think they're the only ones (wtf) - and think they are GREAT judges of character - which they are not - or else the Walk of Shame wouldn't exist would it? They will feel sorry for you in a good way......they'll want to help you understand people ......and that's a mistake to make baby....

* Do not call her baby btw ......they don't like that ....

* Then simultaneously make her seem fncked up and weird so she'll lower her ridiculous, "I'm saving myself for Simon Le Bon in 1985" standards...this is a Sociopath's trick..........Mike the Mod can speak to this, but he can't really because of his profession - he's too judgmental......I mean I'm calling you a Sociopath but I say it wtth love .......you wacky sociopath

* Every pot has its lid....and you only need 1 lid - so try to find someone exactly as fncked up as you.......my gf constantly laughs at stuff I post here and periodically chortles - chortles like a Supervillain ffs - "OMG that was great - you're so evil".....like she champions my worst tendencies and apparently loves me for them......it's quite diabolical........we watched female college basketball today ........it's very sweet....she has a screw loose in the head basically.....

Don't have friends

Be hot.

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I'm just curious about your view here. Do you think liking Clueless, Mean Girls, TayTay, and Harry Potter will get you laid? Those are the stuff I've seen 20s girls talk about. And nowadays maybe Euphoria, and Sydney Sweeney and Zendaya by association.

What other movies and pop culture items do you think will do the trick to get laid?

Sorry she didn’t feel the same way but the bigger regret is never knowing. Keep at it. Cheers

Casually flirt and/or ask out early. You don't need to lay it on thick and act like a creep, but showing some potential interest early helps to establish you as a potential dating partner. Moving on from being friendly to dating is all about escalation, one person shows interest and the other either denies or reciprocates. If you never show any potential interest early on, it can be easy for you to get compartmentalized as just a friend and not a prospective partner.

If you find yourself in the situation of growing more interested in someone only after knowing them for some time, then more casual flirting will work just fine and you can do that with literally everyone (i.e. Bugs Bunny). It's a way to keep things playful, lively, and show that you're a person that, well, fucks.

Always a good time to get started!

pain

Go to a strip club, just sit there looking handsome and wait for the girls to approach you. Obviously they’re only approaching you because they want your money, but you already knew that. You don’t even have to flirt with them, just talk to them like regular people

Now this exact same advice should apply when talking to regular girls (the just talk to them like they’re regular people part), but social anxiety doesn’t give a shit. A couple months ago at a bar some girl looked at me and asked me to save her from the guy she was with and, dude, believe me when I say my brain completely shut down. I did not know wtf to do. Got her away from her guy but she didn’t follow me to the dance floor. About a week later I’m at a strip club and I can talk to these strippers who approach me without sperging out. Like I said before I’m not even flirting with them for the most part, just listening to them talk about themselves for a couple minutes before one of us suggests going to the VIP rooms. I hate that my brain has to go through all of these mental gymnastics to talk to most regular girls - even the ones I’m not attracted to - while there’s no barriers to talking to sex workers but it is what it is. Although if I’m being honest, idk if I’m dealing with legit social anxiety or if I’ve just been left that severely traumatized by this girl that I’ve repeatedly let break my heart over the years. I wasn’t always like this

Just make sure you’re actually a decent looking guy. It helps that when I go to the strip club I actually am the best looking (and best dressed, and best smelling) man in there. Crowd is mostly middle aged so my youthful good looks certainly stand out but now that I think about it, I guess it is a little weird that a stripper told me I looked too young to be in there and then fucked me anyway while giving me a discount “because you’re cute”. And this was an 18+ nudie club, not a 21+ gentleman’s club, mind you. This girl basically told me I looked like a child then immediately hopped on my dick 

I had a friend of mine (who actually has regular success with women) once tell me “Joaquim, if I was making money like you I wouldn’t even bother trying with regular women. Hookers and strippers only. If I had your brain I could accomplish so much, I’d be unstoppable”. To which I simply replied “dude, if you had my brain you wouldn’t know how to use it either”

in my honest opinion it's not worth jeopardizing a friendship you sincerely value for the chance at something else. so i guess in this fashion, my tip is to cease having feelings for the person in question, and then you won't have to worry about this dilemma and will have a friendship you treasure.

Slide the condom across the table like you're handing them the check. Added points for including a wink.