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Post by pacinoyes on Mar 2, 2024 18:00:22 GMT
I wanna hear from the most wacky Leftist MAR peeps - the people that Ibram X. Kendi looks at side-eyed like you're majorly crazy mf'ers....... * I am gonna say that Lily Gladstone wins but refuses the Oscar by sending up her own Sacheen Littlefeather - um, Travis Kelce - to read a speech protesting the Kansas City Chiefs team name * Ryan Gosling comes out of the closet after performing I'm Just Ken ....... * Pacino gets lost or falls on stage coming out to present - not kidding tbh - Michelle Pfeiffer saves the day by telling the crowd to "say goodnight to the Old Guy" * Emma Stone slaps Lanthimos and tells him to keep her husband's name out of his mouth * Paul Giamatti doesn't look like a slob * Some celebrity asks the crowd how they are dealing with inflation (nah, j /k - now THAT would be shocking actually)
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Post by rhodoraonline on Mar 2, 2024 19:27:17 GMT
The Paul Giamatti not looking like a slob seems actually doable let's go
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Post by pupdurcs on Mar 2, 2024 21:21:03 GMT
Why is Paul Giamatti catching strays for looking like a "slob" . The guy turns up to every big awards event suited and booted and looking dapper. Unless it's just a cheap dig at his looks.
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Post by pacinoyes on Mar 2, 2024 21:34:58 GMT
Why is Paul Giamatti catching strays for looking like a "slob" . The guy turns up to every big awards event suited and booted and looking dapper. Unless it's just a cheap dig at his looks.
The last time I talked to you on this board - I literally told you to F*** Your Whore Mother - so cheap jokes is sort of what I do ok?
....lighten up tightass......
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Post by pupdurcs on Mar 2, 2024 21:43:29 GMT
Why is Paul Giamatti catching strays for looking like a "slob" . The guy turns up to every big awards event suited and booted and looking dapper. Unless it's just a cheap dig at his looks.The last time I talked to you on this board - I literally told you to F*** Your Whore Mother - so cheap jokes is sort of what I do ok? ....lighten up tightass...... Good for you. I don't know what deluded arrogance makes you think you have carte blanche to be a nasty cunt about everything and everyone without any pushback, but some people here can and will call out that shit. Suck it up bucko
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Post by pacinoyes on Mar 2, 2024 21:53:05 GMT
We interrupt that asshat ^ for this thread.......again...... * Da'Vine Joy Randolph.....wardrobe mafunction and a boob escapes....... almost happened at the Globes tbh
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Post by urbanpatrician on Mar 2, 2024 22:01:03 GMT
You gotta be pretty small minded to take a joke about a celebrity's looks badly.
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Post by pupdurcs on Mar 2, 2024 22:19:39 GMT
^^^
This is why me and you do not currently have anything to talk about. We have very different values, and yours are completely skewed to me. Celebrities are human beings as well, and it says a lot about someone's character when they mock something about someone that they cannot help, especially someone like Giamatti, who has never done any harm to anyone.
I think it's cunt- like behavior to do that, unless the person in question is clearly enough of an asshole to deserve it. Giamatti is one of the sweetest dudes in the industry by all accounts. You gotta be a real fuckhead to attack his looks in that way. Yes, if you want to have a serious discussion about why Giamatti can't be a leading man like Brad Pitt, then sure we can discuss his looks and how they might impact his career/opportunities. But this shit, to me is foul.
No apologies.
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Post by JangoB on Mar 2, 2024 22:23:02 GMT
Naked Bradley Cooper, possessed by Leonard Bernstein's ghost, runs up on the stage to interrupt Murphy's speech, says "I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but Bradley Cooper gave one of the best performances of all time! And now I must go shoot a baby", then pisses himself.
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Post by pacinoyes on Mar 2, 2024 22:31:11 GMT
I had one for Bradley Cooper but it wasn't as good as JangoB's.....I just want him to walk on stage and then say "Wait...wait...why isn't that camera on me...put that camera on me as well ........Jesus Fncking Christ ......am I the only one who knows how to do this?..........do I have to direct everything I'm starring in myself now?"
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Post by rhodoraonline on Mar 2, 2024 23:09:56 GMT
He's definitely gonna say something cringy when he comes on to present an award or something
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Mar 2, 2024 23:20:37 GMT
Naked Bradley Cooper, possessed by Leonard Bernstein's ghost, runs up on the stage to interrupt Murphy's speech, says "I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but Bradley Cooper gave one of the best performances of all time! And now I must go shoot a baby", then pisses himself. Well since he’d be naked, I think he’d be pissing on the front row instead of himself…
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Post by countjohn on Mar 2, 2024 23:50:19 GMT
Emma Stone wins for Best Actress and invites the entire cast and crew of Poor Things on stage for an orgy on live television to show everyone how ok they are with their sexuality, since the movie didn't do that enough.
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Post by Joaquim on Mar 3, 2024 0:30:26 GMT
If Maestro actually wins makeup Cooper might have the audacity to go accept the award himself
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Post by mhynson27 on Mar 3, 2024 0:38:11 GMT
^^^ This is why me and you do not currently have anything to talk about. We have very different values, and yours are completely skewed to me. Celebrities are human beings as well, and it says a lot about someone's character when they mock something about someone that they cannot help, especially someone like Giamatti, who has never done any harm to anyone. I think it's cunt- like behavior to do that, unless the person in question is clearly enough of an asshole to deserve it. Giamatti is one of the sweetest dudes in the industry by all accounts. You gotta be a real fuckhead to attack his looks in that way. Yes, if you want to have a serious discussion about why Giamatti can't be a leading man like Brad Pitt, then sure we can discuss his looks and how they might impact his career/opportunities. But this shit, to me is foul. No apologies. This holier than thou bullshit is proudly brought to you by the same guy who derailed a whole thread to talk about how Barry Keoghan is weird looking and unattractive.
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Post by pupdurcs on Mar 3, 2024 0:51:42 GMT
If Maestro actually wins makeup Cooper might have the audacity to go accept the award himself
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Post by pacinoyes on Mar 3, 2024 1:04:53 GMT
^^^ This is why me and you do not currently have anything to talk about. We have very different values, and yours are completely skewed to me. Celebrities are human beings as well, and it says a lot about someone's character when they mock something about someone that they cannot help, especially someone like Giamatti, who has never done any harm to anyone.
I think it's cunt- like behavior to do that, unless the person in question is clearly enough of an asshole to deserve it. Giamatti is one of the sweetest dudes in the industry by all accounts. This holier than thou bullshit is proudly brought to you by the same guy who derailed a whole thread to talk about how Barry Keoghan is weird looking and unattractive. Well said ...... Btw Paul Giamatti caused harm to ME when he stopped acting on stage - like a fncking childish dick ....I've told that story A LOT on MAR so besides being holier than thou and a fucking drag ^ - that douchebag is also playing dumb and shit..................now I have no problems with Giamatti, loved him in THe Holdovers - - it would be a cool win ...........but he did harm to my wallet that night...........that ticket cost me A LOT of $$$$ iirc ........ Apologize, Paul
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Post by pupdurcs on Mar 3, 2024 1:23:09 GMT
This holier than thou bullshit is proudly brought to you by the same guy who derailed a whole thread to talk about how Barry Keoghan is weird looking and unattractive. Well said ...... Btw Paul Giamatti caused harm to ME when he stopped acting on stage - like a fncking childish dick ....I've told that story A LOT on MAR so besides being holier than thou and a fucking drag ^ - that douchebag is also playing dumb and shit..................now I have no problems with Giamatti, loved him in THe Holdovers - - it would be a cool win ...........but he did harm to my wallet that night...........that ticket cost me A LOT of $$$$ iirc ........ Apologize, Paul Oh, dear.... mhynson27 is still begging for me to notice him, even when he's blocked and I can't see his posts ( unless someone like you conveniently quotes him for me to see) . There's a word for unwanted attention. It's called harassment and generally being lame . Damn, mothefucker, move on! I also love when you assholes here frequently play dumb to score cheap attack points on me. Context is everything dickheads. Discussing Barry Keoghan's looks/sex appeal in the context of his career as potential leading man compared to his peers, is not the same as essentially calling him an ugly slob unprovoked just to be a malicious cunt, which is what is happening here with Giamatti. Of course you can discuss looks of an actor, even in a negative way, especially if it's in the context of legitimate discussion about their career and appeal. I even made that clear in relation to Giamatti, when I said he can't have Brad Pitt's career because of his looks. Saying the man turns up to events looking like a slob ( when he clearly doesn't) just to insult his looks, with no context beyond that, is just being a cunt for the sake of it. Now carry on playing dumb and ignoring context. I've said the last I need to say on this.
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Post by pacinoyes on Mar 3, 2024 1:28:16 GMT
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Post by Martin Stett on Mar 3, 2024 1:35:26 GMT
Nothing will cause more outrage than someone winning an Oscar and making a pro-Israel speech
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Post by pacinoyes on Mar 3, 2024 1:40:56 GMT
Nothing will cause more outrage than someone winning an Oscar and making a pro-Israel speech I won't post this because it goes into politics but the actor Michael Rappaport parodied this exact thiing as if he was the Oscar host recently - and it's pretty funny (or not funny, depending on your POV)..... cherry68 also might like to see it ........it should be easy to find if you want to be provoked........
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Post by cherry68 on Mar 3, 2024 8:16:27 GMT
Sorry guys, but when I hear the word "context" this comes to my mind...
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Post by Brother Fease on Mar 3, 2024 15:56:48 GMT
I wanna hear from the most wacky Leftist MAR peeps - the people that Ibram X. Kendi looks at side-eyed like you're majorly crazy mf'ers....... I have actually given your question a lot of thought.
We will probably here the word "Gaza" a lot. We will probably hear it more than the word "Israel".
Jimmy Kimmel will probably make a naked joke, involving Cillian Murphy and Bradley Cooper. OR maybe we will see Kimmel in his best birthday suit.
Kimmel will make a joke about the Anatomy of a Fall dog.
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Post by Martin Stett on Mar 6, 2024 21:19:39 GMT
Nothing will cause more outrage than someone winning an Oscar and making a pro-Israel speech I won't post this because it goes into politics but the actor Michael Rappaport parodied this exact thiing as if he was the Oscar host recently - and it's pretty funny (or not funny, depending on your POV)..... cherry68 also might like to see it ........it should be easy to find if you want to be provoked........ Ngl, it was the Tik Tokers killing themselves for not getting enough likes that made me laugh the most there
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Post by pacinoyes on Mar 9, 2024 10:09:32 GMT
How about we her get a schlubby, drunken Paul Giamatti (just like in Sieways!) give one of these interviews and then he wins......
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