Do you think Jacob Elordi is hot?

Okay, I take it back... this thread is in dire need of some spice. pacinoyes ibbi - What do you boys think? 

I don't get why people are constantly asking me to question my astonishing - almost pathological really - heterosexuality............ by raising such uncomfortable questions .........I think in general he's a pleasant enough looking chap who I would allow to buy me several drinks so that I could use my almost pathological alcoholism as an excuse for life choices that would make the Marquis De Sade seem chaste and I certainly would not kick out of my bed......except if I was, for example having deep, almost pathological regrets about inviting him into my bed (aka The Sacred Bedchamber!) in the first place ..........

pacinoyes hot take: I think people may fawn over him in Saltburn because of the character and lush settings and the plot......... much like occured with me irl in 1979 in Ibiza when I met a swarthy European cabin boy who said he would like to "show me the best nightspots"............and let me tell you, that was only the beginning of the story.........but I've already said too much.......

You can probably guess who I would personally prefer! 

TylerDeneuve -

Here's what Jeff Wells said today in his review - he's straight (hmmmm) .......and some Keoghan bashing in the looks department thrown in for a bonus:
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I’ve just come out of Emerald Fennell‘s Saltburn, and it’s all about diseased psychologies and relentlessly dislikable people except for the delectably good-looking Jacob Elordi…it reeks of class hatred, oddness, perversity, arch upper-crust attitudes, callousness and class resentment, Or, if you will, bold style amounting to absolutely nothing except bold style.

Yeah, it’s The Talented Mr. Ripley, all right — Barry Keoghan, owner of the most famous and obtrusive bee-stung nose I’ve ever been forced to contemplate in film after film, is Matt Damon, and the incredibly beautiful Jacob Elordi is Jude Law, and the Keoghan-the-interloper is one slinky, clumsy, weird-ass sociopath who hates himself, his parents, rich people, all people….he loves only Elordi except he’s not gay as much as (quoting Alison Oliver‘s Venetia character) a moth…a moth attracted to a glittery, super-wealthy flame.