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Post by Joaquim on Sept 3, 2018 7:45:03 GMT
I wouldn’t meet you irl.
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Post by Johnny_Hellzapoppin on Sept 3, 2018 10:40:02 GMT
Throw rotten fish heads at them from a spinning playground roundabout, whilst singing Viva Las Vegas.
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Post by MsMovieStar on Sept 3, 2018 12:31:13 GMT
Oh honey, slap them with an invoice.
Meet & great costs money, honey... I do extras as well, but I don't think this thread is the right place to discuss that.
Wasn't Beyonce charging fans $1000 to meet her... so they could see in person how fat her thighs really are?
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Post by HELENA MARIA on Sept 3, 2018 14:58:29 GMT
tyler : fuck his brains out ! what an homme magnifique ! eggsy , cherry , taran (and some of the other nice and interesting users on this forum ) : give a big hug or/and a proper french kiss msmoviestar : force that talentless hag to pay me back all of the money i've spent on her lousy films jk icetruckdexter : offer him this excellent book ray : give him this
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Post by pacinoyes on Sept 3, 2018 16:12:52 GMT
I would hug you all, thank you for the good discussions and laughs ......and then I would just turn it into a bizarro cinema inspired drinking game every time Washington, Chalamet, and Kidman are mentioned. Night ends with me getting carried out and shouting "My name is pacinoyes you monsters not pacinoEYES" Good times.........good times.......
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Post by cherry68 on Sept 3, 2018 17:33:31 GMT
I wonder if I met fujiwarafan without knowing... We are few kilometers from each other. I haven't seen him posting in one year though.
I'd offer them a dinner I guess. At least the good ones.
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Post by Ryan_MYeah on Sept 3, 2018 22:08:08 GMT
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the Oscar Buzzers to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the Oscar Buzzers to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
If I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the Oscar Buzzers to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.
And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about OB, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name.
Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know?
No, no, the Buzzers, the Buzzers singing would be great, that would be nice.
But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all of us together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth!
So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then OB.
Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies!
Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish.
And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the Oscar Buzzers to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
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Post by Joaquim on Sept 3, 2018 22:27:45 GMT
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the Oscar Buzzers to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the Oscar Buzzers to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. If I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the Oscar Buzzers to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about OB, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the Buzzers, the Buzzers singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all of us together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then OB. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the Oscar Buzzers to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. I will not join hands with you while you have a sustained orgasm.
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Sept 3, 2018 23:27:28 GMT
I'm surprised there wasn't a "if I ever see you in the streets..." joke yet.
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Post by Ryan_MYeah on Sept 4, 2018 0:02:31 GMT
I'm surprised there wasn't a "if I ever see you in the streets..." joke yet. “Hey, guys, knock it off! Merc’s great.”
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Post by IceTruckDexter on Sept 15, 2018 22:27:37 GMT
Bang all the pretty ones.
Decapitate Dawn_Assayas. Remember that little prick.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2018 22:35:00 GMT
Avoid making eye contact.
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Post by countjohn on Sept 15, 2018 23:49:37 GMT
I would and be and hopefully we would I am not much for with strangers but if other people insisted I would do it and make this face
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Post by HELENA MARIA on Sept 15, 2018 23:53:50 GMT
Avoid making eye contact.
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Post by Viced on Sept 16, 2018 2:06:45 GMT
Decapitate Dawn_Assayas. Remember that little prick. Holy shit... now that's a blast from the past.
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Post by Joaquim on Sept 23, 2021 17:59:53 GMT
I like how OP deleted their post so it looks like I started this thread just to say I wouldn’t meet any of you irl
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Post by countjohn on Sept 26, 2021 3:23:00 GMT
Actually I would pretend to be Xfiles and ask everyone constant questions about Newman and Brando and bisexuality.
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Post by countjohn on Sept 26, 2021 3:24:00 GMT
Wasn't Beyonce charging fans $1000 to meet her... so they could see in person how fat her thighs really are? I'd definitely be up for finding that out in person
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Post by Martin Stett on Sept 26, 2021 10:33:11 GMT
Actually I would pretend to be Xfiles and ask everyone constant questions about Newman and Brando and bisexuality.
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Post by Pittsnogle_Goggins on Sept 26, 2021 16:05:55 GMT
Have a cocktail with them and then jump into The Irishman discourse.
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Post by jakesully on Sept 30, 2021 20:58:53 GMT
I'd buy any of you a beer or mixed drink you want. And get you whatever drugs you want.
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Post by cherry68 on Sept 30, 2021 22:28:24 GMT
I'd buy any of you a beer or mixed drink you want. And get you whatever drugs you want. I'd get the beer, but may I have fashion accessories instead of drugs?
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Post by HELENA MARIA on Sept 30, 2021 22:34:02 GMT
I'd buy any of you a beer or mixed drink you want. And get you whatever drugs you want.
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Post by jakesully on Sept 30, 2021 23:03:57 GMT
I'd buy any of you a beer or mixed drink you want. And get you whatever drugs you want. I'd get the beer, but may I have fashion accessories instead of drugs? Oh absolutely ! A beer of your choice and whatever fashion accessories you want its all good to me
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Post by Martin Stett on Sept 30, 2021 23:21:13 GMT
I'd get the beer, but may I have fashion accessories instead of drugs? Oh absolutely ! A beer of your choice and whatever fashion accessories you want its all good to me I smell a diamond heist coming on
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