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Post by Miles Morales on Jul 18, 2019 21:54:24 GMT
I gave up 8 seconds in.
Edit: Okay, I made through the whole trailer and I want to bleach my eyes.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2019 21:58:10 GMT
I remembered Cronenberg saying he would not care if all cinema suddenly disappeared...
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Post by morton on Jul 18, 2019 22:22:59 GMT
You're avatar is horrifying!!!  Christ, this looks scarier than It 2No kidding. I was hoping that it would look better than what I had expected when this film was announced, but it actually looks way worse than I imagined. They just look too creepy looking, and even with such a classic song played over the trailer, the whole thing just feels really dumb, imo. I mean there's always been a bit of silliness which I don't mind because it's okay to be silly sometimes, but this just looks like a mess. I'll still see it though I guess because of the music, and to see how much worse it gets. I can't decide between an Island of Dr. Moreau joke or a joke that the theaters will be filled with furry fetishists... But they're both pretty accurate. lol, is it wrong that when they showed the front of the cats, I'm like "where are their nipples if they're supposed to be cats?" |
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Post by HELENA MARIA on Jul 18, 2019 22:39:37 GMT
I just came here to read the comments. I'm definitely not disappointed 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Post by Zeb31 on Jul 18, 2019 22:50:35 GMT
This... looks absolutely insane, and I really want to see it now. I need to witness this mess.
James Corden can fuck right off and Jennifer Hudson looks like she's overacting the shit out of her big number, but even then this is the least boring a Tom Hooper movie has ever looked. I still can't believe this exists.
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Post by pupdurcs on Jul 18, 2019 22:50:51 GMT
Jesus Christ! This looks like the worst Robert Zemeckis mo-cap movie ever made.
Shit, maybe reviews will be great. But I simply cannot imagine sitting through two hours of that.
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Post by morton on Jul 18, 2019 22:57:58 GMT
Jesus Christ! This looks like the worst Robert Zemeckis mo-cap movie ever made. Shit, maybe reviews will be great. But I simply cannot imagine sitting through two hours of that.Oh I almost forgot about the abomination that was Robert Zemeckis's A Christmas Carol too. Ack! This definitely looks worse though. Totally agree about the two hours part. I can feel myself going to see it, but having to leave because it becomes too much to watch. Plus I read someone's reaction about how this trailer is going to keep popping up until it finally comes out, and now I'm even more scared of this whole thing.  |
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Post by JangoB on Jul 18, 2019 23:36:07 GMT
Apart from everything else (there's A LOT here), the cinematography is just...it doesn't look like a movie, it's all lit like a behind-the-scenes video. Sets that look like nothing but sets, utterly artificial uncinematic lighting...and it's all so digital, yuck. Looks like changing the cinematographer and the aspect ratio didn't really help that much.
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Post by JangoB on Jul 18, 2019 23:36:38 GMT
BUT I do have to say that this shit at least looks so goddamn weird that I kinda can't wait to see it  |
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Post by bob-coppola on Jul 18, 2019 23:37:06 GMT
I'm truly, truly speechless. I didn't know something could look this ugly, it's straight out of the Uncanny Valley. Was this how people reacted when they saw Scorpion The Rock in The Mummy back in 2001? Is this a prank Disney secretly produced to make Lion King look less trashed? Is this why God has abandoned us? Will I ever get over my fear of accidentally catching a glimpse of this mess again, and go to a movie theater knowing this trailer could be shown? Am I gonna have nightmares of Cat!Rebel Wilson tonight? I'm facing a life crisis right now, you guys.
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Post by Tommen_Saperstein on Jul 18, 2019 23:58:40 GMT
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Post by morton on Jul 19, 2019 0:03:44 GMT
can you imagine how much time Tom Hooper spends on those face swap apps lol, I love the new username and avatar. Maybe Cats will be what heals the divided US together because of both sides finding a common ground in agreeing that Cats looks awful. |
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Post by bob-coppola on Jul 19, 2019 0:09:59 GMT
can you imagine how much time Tom Hooper spends on those face swap apps
Maybe Cats will be what heals the divided US together because of both sides finding a common ground in agreeing that Cats looks awful. I think we should all do it out of respect for the ending careers of everyone involved in this hot mess. |
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Post by Billy_Costigan on Jul 19, 2019 0:34:36 GMT
Oof. It looks like bad photoshop.
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Post by Ryan_MYeah on Jul 19, 2019 0:48:12 GMT
Forget the valley. We’ve reached the uncanny continent.
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Post by dazed on Jul 19, 2019 1:02:37 GMT
What the fuck was that?
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Post by therealcomicman117 on Jul 19, 2019 1:44:59 GMT
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Post by finniussnrub on Jul 19, 2019 2:12:47 GMT
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Post by avnermoriarti on Jul 19, 2019 3:14:49 GMT
<<<< If only was about foxes...
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Post by Tommen_Saperstein on Jul 19, 2019 4:36:03 GMT
2019 has kind of been the year for this kind of horrible uncanny-valley CGI fuckery hasn't it? First the grotesque cuteness of Dumbo (source: Jenny Nicholson), then the whole Sonic fiasco, then the lifeless life-action/animation Lion King remake, and now this gloriously un-self-aware culmination of years of the internet putting Nic Cage's face on cats and bunnies. The letterboxd reviews are writing themselves. |
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Post by TheAlwaysClassy on Jul 19, 2019 4:54:12 GMT
Jesus Fuck. I honestly can't remember the last time a trailer made me want to see a movie less than this one.
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Post by urbanpatrician on Jul 19, 2019 5:09:04 GMT
There is lots of good culture out there. Then you have this........by Tom Hooper the director of Les Miserables and Cats.
But seriously, I'll give this movie a shot no matter what anyone else says. Like I always do.
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Post by Pavan on Jul 19, 2019 11:46:18 GMT
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Post by Johnny_Hellzapoppin on Jul 19, 2019 12:04:25 GMT
Ok, so I see two ways this might go:
1) It ends up being just a boring old snoozefest.
2) It ends up the hilarious stuff of cult legend.
I'm obviously hoping for the second, and I'll be watching it anyway. It could have a zero on Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes on its release day and I'd still go and see it. In fact, they'd be the final motivator to see it.
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