I stumbled upon this almanac/diary today which had a inspirational thought at the end of the page. Literally all of the thoughts were attached with double meanings and innuendoes, some more obscene than others. Imgur works shittily for me so I'll just quote some of the best:
->"Great Fish Eat Up The Small" ->"A New Broom Sweeps Clean" ->"First Creep, then go" ->"Hasty Climbers Have Sudden Falls" ->"An Open Purse Tempts A Saint" ->"A Cat In Gloves Catches No Mice" ->"He Who Moves Not Forward Goes Backwards" ->"Too Many Cooks Spoil The Soup" ->"without compromise, there is no Revolution"
The humour, the embarrassment, the sadness, the metaphorical weight, the look of deep shame that creeps onto his face as he turns his head up toward a godless sky