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Post by Martin Stett on Jan 19, 2023 2:30:07 GMT
Truer words have never been spoken:
"Damien Chazelle does. not. make. movies. for. people who have touched grass."
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Post by mhynson27 on Jan 19, 2023 2:30:41 GMT
"I just want to go back to the era when we had stuff like Finding Nemo and The Big Lebowski side-by-side"
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Post by sterlingarcher86 on Jan 19, 2023 2:45:39 GMT
“Wait - you're telling me Ong Bak was NOT directed by Mann??“
I just watched Ong Bak last week and now I’m imagining Tony Jaa working with Mann.
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Post by futuretrunks on Jan 19, 2023 2:51:35 GMT
Truer words have never been spoken: "Damien Chazelle does. not. make. movies. for. people who have touched grass." I have no idea what this means, and I doubt it means anything.
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Post by Martin Stett on Jan 19, 2023 3:35:47 GMT
Truer words have never been spoken: "Damien Chazelle does. not. make. movies. for. people who have touched grass." I have no idea what this means, and I doubt it means anything. "Touch grass" is some sort of internet lingo for going outside and doing something with your life instead of sitting cooped up watching movies and playing video games. Damien Chazelle does not make movies for those people. And neither does Jean-Luc Godard, or Jacques Rivette, or Chantal Akerman, or Barry Jenkins, or...
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Post by Joaquim on Jan 19, 2023 3:37:00 GMT
Tropic Thunder but starring Florence Pugh. No, I will not elaborate
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Post by DeepArcher on Jan 19, 2023 3:42:05 GMT
Only one director claims to have befriended a bear. That's right. Yimou Zhang facts.
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Post by speeders on Jan 19, 2023 18:23:58 GMT
"Hey Disney can y'all make a film that's TÁR set in the Star Wars universe."
"cinema wasn't even an artform until Ari Aster came around"
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Post by pacinoyes on Jan 19, 2023 18:30:50 GMT
"Kelsey Grammer is the best performer of our time and it's not even fucking close"
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Post by VERITAS on Jan 20, 2023 3:27:03 GMT
Sharon Stone is the best performer of our time and it's not even fucking close
Did they lie?
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Post by Martin Stett on Jan 20, 2023 4:37:40 GMT
"you know who i think should be DC's Kevin Feige? John Woo"
"Woody Harrelson as Snake Plissken would've been inspired"
"Greta Gerwig fans: can you please explain??"
"The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly but starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. that's it that's the tweet"
HELL YES
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Post by DeepArcher on Jan 20, 2023 17:43:45 GMT
if you understood film history you'd know the 1920s was really bad because of legislation. the 1990s is when the baby boom occured which uprooted the industry and gave us the worst movies ever. right now is actually the worst its ever been.
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Post by Archie on Jan 20, 2023 17:52:58 GMT
as a kid everyone loves The Expendables. when you grow up is when you realize Looper is the real masterpiece
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Post by Ryan_MYeah on Jan 20, 2023 17:56:27 GMT
the correct movie length is 214 minutes if you disagree: i don't care
CINEMA IS DEAD because of all the coal miners that keep paying to see shit like Mulholland Drive while letting Creature From the Black Lagoon fail
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Post by Archie on Jan 20, 2023 17:57:57 GMT
okay what do the A24 fanboys want now? "psychological horror starring Taika Waititi and Kathryn Hahn, directed by Harmony Korine" or some shit
Okay, this one scared me a little.
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Post by Sharbs on Jan 20, 2023 19:15:48 GMT
Vin Diesel's performances always give me a sort of Emma Stone vibe
Michael Mann facts: originally slated to direct Camp Rock but jumped ship because the paycheck was TOO HIGH
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Post by avnermoriarti on Jan 20, 2023 21:04:49 GMT
If you think The Elephant Man is unproblematic you need to TOUCH GRASS
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Post by Ryan_MYeah on Jan 20, 2023 21:31:38 GMT
“stop with all these jurassic world reboots and just add dinosaurs to Far From Heaven”
“if I had to rank the best movies of the last 100 years... it'd have to be Knives Out, followed by Triangle of Sadness and Dear Evan Hansen”
“don't think anything out there displays the hero's journey as masterfully as Pluto Nash tbh”
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Post by Tommen_Saperstein on Jan 20, 2023 21:44:43 GMT
"Olivia Wilde fans: What the hell?"
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Post by Tommen_Saperstein on Jan 20, 2023 21:46:21 GMT
"horror didn't peak with the exorcist it peaked with Jupiter Ascending"
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Post by JangoB on Jan 20, 2023 21:51:35 GMT
lol
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Post by Archie on Jan 20, 2023 22:02:18 GMT
i grew up on Wolf of Wall Street and it informed so much of my personality. that's why i hate Ron Howard
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Post by Archie on Jan 20, 2023 22:08:51 GMT
Banshees of Inisherin but it's Olivia Wilde as Farrell and Rita Moreno as Gleeson
Why do I want to watch this? This thing is gold.
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Post by sirchuck23 on Jan 20, 2023 22:10:48 GMT
"Keanu Reeves is the best performer of our time and it's not even fucking close"
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Post by VERITAS on Jan 20, 2023 22:53:32 GMT
"Drive used to be aimed at narcissists but now the fanbase has been entirely replaced by university professors" The irony being this probably lines up more with MA's dogma than Film Twitter's...
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