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Post by stephen on Jun 12, 2022 21:39:44 GMT
Be right back, going to write a spec script about geneticists extracting Tom Cruise's DNA from mosquitoes to create an amusement park filled with all of his characters. Something goes wrong at the amusement park, all of Tom Cruise's characters are set loose and wreak havoc because they're mentally deranged as a result of the cloning, and Ethan Hunt must stop them. Call it Mission Impossible: Tom's WonderlandOnly Ethan Hunt gets killed early on, and it falls to his character from Edge of Tomorrow to stop them. And the raptors are all Frank T.J. Mackey. |
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Jun 12, 2022 21:43:52 GMT
Something goes wrong at the amusement park, all of Tom Cruise's characters are set loose and wreak havoc because they're mentally deranged as a result of the cloning, and Ethan Hunt must stop them. Call it Mission Impossible: Tom's WonderlandOnly Ethan Hunt gets killed early on, and it falls to his character from Edge of Tomorrow to stop them. And the raptors are all Frank T.J. Mackey. The T-Rex is Les Grossman |
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Post by Ryan_MYeah on Jun 12, 2022 22:10:14 GMT
Dinosaurs and Tom Cruise, two box office draws separated by 65 million franchises of cinema just suddenly been thrown back into the mix together. How can we have even the slightest idea what to expect? Be right back, going to write a spec script about geneticists extracting Tom Cruise's DNA from mosquitoes to create an amusement park filled with all of his characters. God, that’s reminding me of that fucking Brian’s Brain from Karl Pilkington  |
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Bad news dawg...you don't mind if I have some of your 300 dollar a glass shit there would ya?
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Post by sirchuck23 on Jun 13, 2022 0:34:20 GMT
Did you order the code red to evacuate the park?
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Post by Ryan_MYeah on Jun 13, 2022 0:55:45 GMT
Did you order the code red to evacuate the park? Come on, Rexy. Help me… help you! |
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Post by sirchuck23 on Jun 13, 2022 1:11:19 GMT
Did you order the code red to evacuate the park? Come on, Rexy. Help me… help you! Let’s face it…the kids aren’t screaming when a T-Rex appears on screen anymore. Rexy is a dying star…a white dwarf heading for a black hole..it’s physics…it’s inevitable. |
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Post by stephen on Jun 13, 2022 1:30:21 GMT
Come on, Rexy. Help me… help you! Let’s face it…the kids aren’t screaming when a T-Rex appears on screen anymore. Rexy is a dying star…a white dwarf heading for a black hole..it’s physics…it’s inevitable. Respect the rex. |
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Post by countjohn on Jun 13, 2022 2:13:45 GMT
I don't believe it. You're meant to come down here and defend me against these characters and the only one on my side is the blood-sucking critics! The audiences.... they're flocking this way... They move in heards..........they do move in heards Who would've thought that Top Gun 2 would make $1 billion worldwide and Doctor Strange 2 (and likely Jurassic World 3 as well) won't? Crazy times. This is due to the scientology superpowers of the Cruise Man plus the alleged lackluster quality of the other two. Gotta make better movies guys. This made me imagine an alternative universe where Cruise and Mcquarrie took over the JP franchise which would have been dope. |
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Post by sirchuck23 on Jun 14, 2022 18:33:31 GMT
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Post by stephen on Jun 17, 2022 15:51:43 GMT
I'm now imagining Chris Pratt trying his raptor-taming trick on Cruise, only to immediately get mauled. |
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Post by sirchuck23 on Jun 17, 2022 16:09:58 GMT
I'm now imagining Chris Pratt trying his raptor-taming trick on Cruise, only to immediately get mauled. He nicknames Cruise "Red" and tells Bryce Dallas Howard to give the Code Red! |
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