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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Apr 17, 2022 6:22:03 GMT
The dreams we have when we sleep tend to be more interesting to us than anyone we tell them to, and for some people there’s nothing more boring than having to listen to someone go on about how they had the “weirdest dream last night” when you couldn’t care less even if you’re featured in their dream. So I imagine some here might skip right over this thread..... but I thought I’d make it anyway for anyone who feels like posting dreams they had that they think are especially bizarre, funny, or movie/actor-related and worth sharing. A couple months ago, I started keeping my own dream diary since I’ve been getting better at remembering details of my dreams recently... and because they’ve been particularly weird lately for some reason.  I’ll try to keep mine short because I know no one is interested in reading long paragraphs of random, meaningless, rambling nonsense: Last night, I dreamt that I was watching a movie in a theater but while lying on top of what seemed like a tall bunk bed. The rest of the audience members were in bunk beds too, but for some reason part of the movie experience involved attaching a hook to your chin, hanging from a cord dangling from the ceiling, and suspending just above your bed. Unlike others in the theater, it hurt my face to do this, so I tell the others, but they suspect there’s something wrong with me like I have a head injury or something that prevents me from hanging from the ceiling by my chin for the whole film.I wonder if watching Titane last week and seeing the trailer for the new Cronenberg movie this week contributed at all to the vaguely body-horror-esque vibes… |
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Post by cherry68 on Apr 17, 2022 6:46:33 GMT
The_Cake_of_RothYou were probably sleeping in an uncomfortable position where your chin or face hurt.
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Post by Martin Stett on Apr 17, 2022 11:47:59 GMT
I posted this in OB Diary on 2/8:
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Post by pacinoyes on Apr 17, 2022 13:18:40 GMT
I posted this in OB Diary on 2/8: Not gonna lie, I actually stole that idea for a screenplay I wrote where I expanded on that concept: A condom was used as a silencer on the gun.........later someone steals Reynolds toupee and uses it as a bulletproof brassiere leading to Reynolds re-living a painful mammary memory where his dick, ahem, "backfired" causing milk to spill everywhere in aisle 7. They wanted me to make it a sequel to Sharky's Machine (1981) with the obvious tagline "Nobody leans on Sharky's Machine..........Gun-like Penis"But I will NOT compromise my our vision on this material.  |
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Apr 17, 2022 21:25:21 GMT
Posted this in OB Diary on 6/25/2020:
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Apr 18, 2022 22:39:20 GMT
This is a dream I had several years ago, but it's one that has stuck with me:
Shaquille O'Neal came over to my house to fix a doorknob and a broken lamp. We had apple juice afterward, but then proceeded to douse each other with it.
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Apr 19, 2022 22:18:11 GMT
Watching the final season premiere of Better Call Saul last night reminded me of a dream I had a few years ago when the fourth season was airing and I was getting ready to take my comprehensive exams for grad school. I dreamt that my exams were administered in the form of video recordings featuring Bob Odenkirk as Saul reciting the exam questions (something that might have eased the stress of that experience).
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Apr 20, 2022 23:31:24 GMT
A few weeks ago, I dreamt that I was in a rock band with Jesse Plemons. I was on guitar, but I can't remember what he played... he strikes me as a bass player though.
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Apr 21, 2022 23:52:24 GMT
Just dreamt last night that I was with a group of people at Denzel Washington's house. We were painting, but someone spilled a bucket of red paint all over the floor, and Denzel was furious.
I guess he was upset that his nice hardwood floor was now a....
Wait for it....
Crimson Tide
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Post by mhynson27 on Apr 22, 2022 0:43:04 GMT
Just dreamt last night that I was with a group of people at Denzel Washington's house. We were painting, but someone spilled a bucket of red paint all over the floor, and Denzel was furious. I guess he was upset that his nice hardwood floor was now a.... Wait for it.... Crimson Tide |
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Apr 23, 2022 5:42:56 GMT
A few weeks ago, I dreamt that I was in some house trapped in a small bedroom, and the door to the room was guarded by a chicken. I waited for the chicken to be distracted so I could escape quietly, but the chicken heard me go out the front door of the house. It chased me down the street, caught up with me somehow, and forced me to go back into the room again. I like to imagine this was a kind of role-reversal nightmare that Rocky Balboa might have had at night while training.  |
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on May 14, 2022 19:57:59 GMT
Dreamt last night that I was climbing up a steep, grassy hill, and beside me there was a man completely covered in hair, like Bigfoot or Chewbacca, chasing after Michael Shannon. As I’m climbing, both of them slip and slide down to the bottom of the hill. The hairy man starts chasing Michael Shannon up the hill again, but they slip and slide down to the bottom again, and this repeats over and over.
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Post by stephen on May 14, 2022 20:03:14 GMT
A few nights ago, I woke up laughing. I was dreaming that I was watching Jason from Friday the 13th stalking teenagers, except Jason was a velociraptor in a human hockey mask. And when he finally cornered the teens, he swung his machete but his arm reach was so shitty that he wound up cutting off his lower jaw. I lay in bed for a solid 15 minutes just laughing because of how fucking stupid it all was.
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on May 26, 2022 23:32:31 GMT
Discovered that I tend to have vivid sex dreams if I have to pee really bad in the middle of the night but am too tired/lazy to get out of bed to go to the bathroom.
Torn between getting out of bed to avoid the real-life discomfort, or drinking a gallon of water before bed to maximize the possibility of fantastical erotic pleasure.
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on May 28, 2022 23:39:01 GMT
Woke up in the middle of the night punching my pillow because I dreamt that I was being attacked by zombies or something and was trying to stab them with a knife. This woke up my wife and she was like wtf.  |
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Post by cherry68 on May 29, 2022 2:54:21 GMT
Woke up in the middle of the night punching my pillow because I dreamt that I was being attacked by zombies or something and was trying to stab them with a knife. This woke up my wife and she was like wtf. A guy (in England if I don't remember badly) dreamt there were thieves in his house and he was stabbing them with a knife for defense. He was sleepwalking and he stabbed his wife to death. |
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on May 29, 2022 21:59:56 GMT
Woke up in the middle of the night punching my pillow because I dreamt that I was being attacked by zombies or something and was trying to stab them with a knife. This woke up my wife and she was like wtf.  A guy (in England if I don't remember badly) dreamt there were thieves in his house and he was stabbing them with a knife for defense. He was sleepwalking and he stabbed his wife to death.  That sounds more like he was on drugs or some kind of psychosis than just sleepwalking. Reminds me of something I once read about a guy on PCP that stabbed his friend sleeping on his couch 20 times because he thought he was a tiger. |
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on May 29, 2022 22:05:41 GMT
Had a very Cronenberg-esque dream last night – a friend’s body exploded and dismembered body parts were strewn everywhere, but the scene wasn’t bloody or gory… it was more like he was Mr. Potato Head and just had to be put back together. He was still alive, but we couldn’t figure out how to put him back together. He still had to eat, so to keep him alive, I fed him chocolate through his detached mouth even though his stomach was separated from it.
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Jul 18, 2022 19:35:28 GMT
Dreamt last night that Kramer from Seinfeld asked me to join his football team because he needed an extra person for a game, and the team we were playing against had Redmond Barry from Barry Lyndon. We all sucked at playing football, the game descended into chaos after a while, and for some reason there was a moment when Barry was riding around on a razor scooter, and I was chasing him...
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Post by cherry68 on Jul 18, 2022 21:07:28 GMT
Dreamt last night that Kramer from Seinfeld asked me to join his football team because he needed an extra person for a game, and the team we were playing against had Redmond Barry from Barry Lyndon. We all sucked at playing football, the game descended into chaos after a while, and for some reason there was a moment when Barry was riding around on a razor scooter, and I was chasing him... You mean football ⚽ or American football 🏈? |
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Jul 18, 2022 21:52:04 GMT
Dreamt last night that Kramer from Seinfeld asked me to join his football team because he needed an extra person for a game, and the team we were playing against had Redmond Barry from Barry Lyndon. We all sucked at playing football, the game descended into chaos after a while, and for some reason there was a moment when Barry was riding around on a razor scooter, and I was chasing him... You mean football ⚽ or American football 🏈? The one that's not like slow-motion hockey!   |
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Oct 11, 2022 2:14:56 GMT
Had a dream last night where the American Civil War was happening, but it was in the early aughts. Somehow I got caught in the crossfire between Union and Confederate armies, so I took shelter inside a Blockbuster Video, which was a safe zone.
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Post by Martin Stett on Dec 22, 2022 13:17:02 GMT
I dreamed that John Wayne played Macready in The Thing. Can't remember if he was any good, but I could believe it.
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Feb 25, 2023 21:29:38 GMT
I haven’t seen The Eternal Daughter yet, but I had a dream last night that I watched it, but it was The Curious Case of Benjamin Button told from the perspective of Tilda Swinton’s character, who later has a daughter as a result of her affair with Benjamin..... which doesn’t seem like a bad idea for a movie tbh.
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Mar 18, 2023 7:33:30 GMT
Had a dream last night where I was expecting Bane from The Dark Knight Rises to come to my apartment to kill me, I want to leave before he arrives, but my wife is taking too long to get ready. I keep telling her to hurry up because we’re running out of time and Bane will be there soon. I go to the front door right as Bane smashes through it, he knocks me on the ground, stands over me..... and starts peeing on me......... I die, but then I "respawn," the whole thing starts over again, and each time I fail to get my wife to get ready to leave faster.
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