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Post by TerryMontana on Jun 15, 2020 16:22:54 GMT
I met a creepy old man today before getting a haircut. He complained to me and some lady outside that he had to make a reservation even though he's a regular, and that he never makes reservations. The only time he makes reservations is "for a whorehouse." Why is making a reservation a big deal and why would you mention the whorehouse thing to literally anyone? Wtf man. Do the whorehouses take reservations??
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Jun 15, 2020 18:53:49 GMT
It's one of those days where I woke up more tired than I was when I went to sleep. It's not even 3 o'clock and I'm an absolute fucking zombie.
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Post by cherry68 on Jun 15, 2020 19:00:36 GMT
It's one of those days where I woke up more tired than I was when I went to sleep. It's not even 3 o'clock and I'm an absolute fucking zombie. You probably washed with too hot water.
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Post by DeepArcher on Jun 16, 2020 1:07:06 GMT
I met a creepy old man today before getting a haircut. He complained to me and some lady outside that he had to make a reservation even though he's a regular, and that he never makes reservations. The only time he makes reservations is "for a whorehouse." Why is making a reservation a big deal and why would you mention the whorehouse thing to literally anyone? Wtf man. Real-life Pacinoyes sighting?
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Post by mhynson27 on Jun 16, 2020 2:10:02 GMT
It's one of those days where I woke up more tired than I was when I went to sleep. It's not even 3 o'clock and I'm an absolute fucking zombie. You probably washed with too hot water. Wait... Is this a thing?
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Post by pacinoyes on Jun 16, 2020 3:00:35 GMT
I met a creepy old man today before getting a haircut. He complained to me and some lady outside that he had to make a reservation even though he's a regular, and that he never makes reservations. The only time he makes reservations is "for a whorehouse."
Why is making a reservation a big deal and why would you mention the whorehouse thing to literally anyone? Wtf man. Real-life Pacinoyes sighting? I never said "whorehouse"......I said reservations at the "warehouse" but my dentures made it sound like "whorehouse" - though I can't remember why I need reservations for a warehouse ...........and GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
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Post by Martin Stett on Jun 16, 2020 3:00:51 GMT
I just watched a four and a half hour movie and was enraptured by it the whole time.
In other news, Hell has frozen over.
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Post by cherry68 on Jun 16, 2020 6:14:14 GMT
You probably washed with too hot water. Wait... Is this a thing? Well, read ^ at the top of the page . Anyway, have you ever swam in a (hot) thermal water swimming pool? After half an hour you feel exhausted.
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Post by Martin Stett on Jun 18, 2020 15:27:36 GMT
So, there's this girl I knew as a teenager. We've seen each other around from time to time, but I've never given much thought to her. Yesterday, she took off her jacket and I saw that she has guns the size of Hulk Hogan's.
Well, that got me fired up. If she could get muscles like that, I'm going to do it! I haven't exercised my upper body for fifteen years, but how hard can it be?
Today, I am in hell. I honestly believe that I have the patience to make something of this, but wow this is hard to get started.
Also, if I can get within a foot of the ground on a push up I have done remarkably well, so this will be a long road.
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Jun 18, 2020 17:01:17 GMT
So, there's this girl I knew as a teenager. We've seen each other around from time to time, but I've never given much thought to her. Yesterday, she took off her jacket and I saw that she has guns the size of Hulk Hogan's. Well, that got me fired up. If she could get muscles like that, I'm going to do it! I haven't exercised my upper body for fifteen years, but how hard can it be? Today, I am in hell. I honestly believe that I have the patience to make something of this, but wow this is hard to get started. Also, if I can get within a foot of the ground on a push up I have done remarkably well, so this will be a long road. These guys have everything to get you started.
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Post by Pittsnogle_Goggins on Jun 18, 2020 20:58:36 GMT
So, there's this girl I knew as a teenager. We've seen each other around from time to time, but I've never given much thought to her. Yesterday, she took off her jacket and I saw that she has guns the size of Hulk Hogan's. Well, that got me fired up. If she could get muscles like that, I'm going to do it! I haven't exercised my upper body for fifteen years, but how hard can it be? Today, I am in hell. I honestly believe that I have the patience to make something of this, but wow this is hard to get started. Also, if I can get within a foot of the ground on a push up I have done remarkably well, so this will be a long road. Just set small goals and donโt try to do too much too early. You may not see gains early on but trust me, theyโre coming if you stick with it.
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Post by Ryan_MYeah on Jun 22, 2020 4:09:37 GMT
Friendโs plane lands in the morning. First official date to come later. Wish me luck!
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Post by Archie on Jun 22, 2020 4:19:50 GMT
Friendโs plane lands in the morning. First official date to come later. Wish me luck!
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Post by mhynson27 on Jun 22, 2020 4:47:01 GMT
Friendโs plane lands in the morning. First official date to come later. Wish me luck!
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Post by Pittsnogle_Goggins on Jun 22, 2020 15:07:47 GMT
Friendโs plane lands in the morning. First official date to come later. Wish me luck! You donโt need luck bro, you got this. Just remember that she wouldnโt be coming if she didnโt have feelings for you.
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Post by TerryMontana on Jun 22, 2020 16:00:51 GMT
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Post by cheesecake on Jun 25, 2020 16:19:32 GMT
I was surplussed to a new school this morning. Their numbers are down so those with lower seniority are surplussed to random schools in need. This last year was the happiest I've ever been -- absolute dream location with incredible students, an outstanding staff team and that fucking movie club on top of it all. Let the breakdown commence.
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Jun 25, 2020 19:16:34 GMT
Had a dream last night that I lived next door to David Lynch. We hung out at his house and played Star Wars video games together. Needless to say, when I woke up I was very disappointed that it wasn't real.
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Post by Drish on Jun 25, 2020 19:52:46 GMT
Friendโs plane lands in the morning. First official date to come later. Wish me luck! So... how was it?๐
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Post by Ryan_MYeah on Jun 25, 2020 22:34:55 GMT
Friendโs plane lands in the morning. First official date to come later. Wish me luck! So... how was it?๐ It went really well. Although we both realized weโre more compatible as friends than we are as romantic partners. And Iโm okay with that. I still had a great time and love her to death.
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Post by Joaquim on Jun 25, 2020 22:51:09 GMT
Feeling very very depressed rn
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Post by mikediastavrone96 on Jun 26, 2020 0:00:56 GMT
Feeling very very depressed rn Here for you, bro.
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Post by Archie on Jun 27, 2020 15:43:16 GMT
Possibly going back to work next week. Yay...
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Post by Ryan_MYeah on Jun 30, 2020 0:53:48 GMT
My best friend flew back home today. Itโs been one of the happiest weeks of my life, but now that itโs over, Iโm trying so hard to keep it together.
Bright side, now I can start Last of Us Part II.
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Post by HELENA MARIA on Jun 30, 2020 15:49:31 GMT
I've always been terrified of dolls even to this day(especially china dolls). They always gave me the creeps.I didn't have any dolls growing up.Even Barbie dolls make me uncomfortable.
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