Rank the Oscar nominees

1. Sound of Metal
2. Judas and the Black Messiah
3. Minari
4. The Father
5. Nomadland
6. Promising Young Woman
7. The Trial of the Chicago 7
8. Mank

Not gonna rank the others, but Vinterberg is the best BD nom easily. 

PICTURE
1. Nomadland
2. The Father
3. Promising Young Woman
4. Sound of Metal
5. Minari
6. Mank
7. Judas and the Black Messiah
8. The Trial of the Chicago 7

DIRECTOR
1. Chloé Zhao
2. Emerald Fennell
3. Lee Isaac Chung
4. Thomas Vinterberg
5. David Fincher

ACTRESS
1. Frances McDormand
2. Carey Mulligan
3. Vanessa Kirby
4. Andra Day
5. Viola Davis

ACTOR
1. Anthony Hopkins
2. Riz Ahmed
3. Steven Yeun
4. Chadwick Boseman
5. Gary Oldman

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
1. Yuh-jung Youn
2. Olivia Colman
3. Amanda Seyfried
4. Glenn Close
5. Maria Bakalova

SUPPORTING ACTOR
1. Paul Raci
2. Leslie Odom Jr.
3. Daniel Kaluuya
4. LaKeith Stanfield
5. Sacha Baron Cohen

International Feature
3. Collective
2. Another Round
1. Quo Vadis, Aida?

Documentary Feature
5. Crip Camp
4. Collective
3. The Mole Agent
2. My Octopus Teacher
1. Time

Animated Feature
5. Over the Moon
4. Farmageddon
3. Soul
2. Onward
1. Wolfwalkers

Visual Effects
3. Mulan - I'm watching this piece of shit right now, and so far the only major effects shot made me laugh.
2. The Midnight Sky
1. Tenet

Sound
5. Mank
4. Soul
3. News of the World
2. Greyhound
1. Sound of Metal

Score
I don't really remember any of these, and the only one in my own lineup is Minari, so I guess that's my fave of the bunch.

Song
Johnny Flynn says, "You can all go right to fucking hell"

Makeup and Hairstyling
4. Hillbilly Elegy
3. Emma
2. Mank
1. Ma Rainey's Black Bottom

Costume Design
4. Mulan
3. Mank
2. Emma
1. Ma Rainey's Black Bottom

Production Design
5. Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
4. Mank
3. Tenet
2. News of the World
1. The Father

Cinematography
5. The Trial of the Chicago 7
4. Judas and the Black Messiah
3. Mank
2. Nomadland
1. News of the World

Editing
5. Nomadland
4. Sound of Metal
3. Promising Young Woman
2. The Trial of the Chicago 7
1. The Father

Adapted Screenplay
5. One Night in Miami
4. Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
3. The White Tiger
2. The Father
1. Nomadland

Original Screenplay
5. Judas and the Black Messiah
4. Minari
3. The Trial of the Chicago 7
2. Sound of Metal - These top two are so good in such different ways, and I hate to pick between them.
1. Promising Young Woman

Supporting Actress
5. Amanda Seyfried
4. Olivia Colman
3. Maria Bakalova
2. Youn Yuh-Jung
1. Glenn Close

Supporting Actor
5. LaKeith Stanfield
4. Daniel Kaluuya
3. Leslie Odom Jr.
2. Sacha Baron Cohen
1. Paul Raci

Leading Actress
5. Vanessa Kirby
4. Frances McDormand
3. Andra Day
2. Viola Davis
1. Carey Mulligan

Leading Actor
5. Gary Oldman
4. Riz Ahmed
3. Chadwick Boseman
2. Steven Yeun
1. Anthony Hopkins

Director
5. Lee Isaac Chung
4. David Fincher
3. Chloe Zhao
2. Thomas Vinterberg
1. Emerald Fennell

Picture
8. Judas and the Black Messiah
7. Nomadland
6. Sound of Metal
5. The Trial of the Chicago 7
4. Minari
3. Mank
2. The Father
1. Promising Young Woman

I'll check back in a couple weeks

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Best Picture
01. Dune
02. Licorice Pizza
03. Nightmare Alley
04. The Power of the Dog
05. West Side Story
06. Drive My Car
07. Belfast
08. King Richard
09. CODA
10. Don't Look Up

Best Director
1. Steven Spielberg; West Side Story
2. Paul Thomas Anderson; Licorice Pizza
3. Jane Campion; The Power of the Dog
4. Ryusuke Hamaguchi; Drive My Car
5. Kenneth Branagh; Belfast

Best Actor
1. Benedict Cumberbatch; The Power of the Dog
2. Will Smith; King Richard
3. Denzel Washington; The Tragedy of Macbeth
4. Andrew Garfield; Tick, Tick... Boom!
5. Javier Bardem; Being the Ricardos

Best Actress
1. Olivia Colman; The Lost Daughter
2. Penelope Cruz; Parallel Mothers
3. Jessica Chastain; The Eyes of Tammy Faye
4. Nicole Kidman; Being the Ricardos
5. Kristen Stewart; Spencer

Best Supporting Actor
1. Kodi Smitt-McPhee; The Power of the Dog
2. Ciaran Hinds; Belfast
3. J.K. Simmons; Being the Ricardos
4. Troy Kotsur; CODA
5. Jesse Plemons; The Power of the Dog

Best Supporting Actress
1. Judi Dench; Belfast
2. Ariana DeBose; West Side Story
3. Aunjanue Ellis; King Richard
4. Jessie Buckley; The Lost Daughter
5. Kirsten Dunst; The Power of the Dog

Best Original Screenplay
1. Licorice Pizza
2. The Worst Person in the World
3. King Richard
4. Belfast
5. Don't Look Up

Best Adapted Screenplay
1. Dune
2. The Power of the Dog
3. The Lost Daughter
4. Drive My Car
5. CODA

Best Film Editing
1. Dune
2. King Richard
3. The Power of the Dog
4. Don't Look Up
5. Tick, Tick... Boom!

Best Cinematography
1. West Side Story
2. The Power of the Dog
3. The Tragedy of Macbeth
4. Nightmare Alley
5. Dune

Best Production Design
1. Dune
2. West Side Story
3. Nightmare Alley
4. The Power of the Dog
5. The Tragedy of Macbeth

Best Costume Design
1. Dune
2. Cyrano
3. West Side Story
4. Cruella
5. Nightmare Alley

Best Makeup and Hairstyling
1. Coming 2 America
2. House of Gucci
3. Cruella
4. Dune
5. The Eyes of Tammy Faye

Best Visual Effects
1. Dune
2. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
3. No Time to Die
4. Free Guy
5. Spider-Man: No Way Home

Best Sound
1. Dune
2. West Side Story
3. No Time to Die
4. Belfast
5. The Power of the Dog

Best Original Score
1. The Power of the Dog
2. Dune
3. Encanto
4. Parallel Mothers
5. Don't Look Up

Best Original Song
1. "No Time to Die"
2. "Dos Oruguitas"
3. "Down to Joy"
4. "Be Alive"

Best International Feature
1. Flee
2. Drive My Car
3. The Worst Person in the World
4. The Hand of God

Best Animated Feature
1. Flee
2. Encanto
3. The Mitchells vs. the Machines
4. Luca
5. Raya and the Last Dragon

Best Documentary Feature
1. Flee
2. Summer of Soul
3. Ascension
4. Writing with Fire
5. Attica

Best Documentary Short
1. The Queen of Basketball
2. Audible
3. Three Songs for Benazir
4. Lead Me Home
5. When We Were Bullies

Best Animated Short
1. Bestia
2. Boxballet
3. Robin Robin
4. Affairs of the Art
5. The Windshield Wiper

Best Live Action Short
1. The Long Goodbye - HOPE HE WINS

Best Picture
01. Nightmare Alley
02. Licorice Pizza
03. The Power of the Dog
04. CODA
05. West Side Story
06. Dune
07. Don't Look Up
08. Drive My Car
09. King Richard
10. Belfast

Best Director
1. Paul Thomas Anderson; Licorice Pizza
2. Jane Campion; The Power of the Dog
3. Steven Spielberg; West Side Story
4. Ryusuke Hamaguchi; Drive My Car
5. Kenneth Branagh; Belfast

Best Actor
1. Benedict Cumberbatch, The Power of the Dog
2. Will Smith, King Richard
3. Denzel Washington, The Tragedy of Macbeth
4. Andrew Garfield, Tick, Tick... Boom!
5. Javier Bardem, Being the Ricardos

Best Actress
1. Penelope Cruz, Parallel Mothers
2. Nicole Kidman, Being the Ricardos
3. Olivia Colman, The Lost Daughter
4. Jessica Chastain, The Eyes of Tammy Faye
5. Kristen Stewart, Spencer

Best Supporting Actor
1. Troy Kotsur, CODA
2. Kodi Smitt-McPhee, The Power of the Dog
3. Ciaran Hinds, Belfast
4. Jesse Plemons, The Power of the Dog
5. J.K. Simmons, Being the Ricardos

Best Supporting Actress
1. Aunjanue Ellis, King Richard
2. Ariana DeBose, West Side Story
3. Kirsten Dunst, The Power of the Dog
4. Jessie Buckley, The Lost Daughter
5. Judi Dench, Belfast

Best Original Screenplay
1. Licorice Pizza
2. The Worst Person in the World
3. Don't Look Up
4. King Richard
5. Belfast

Best Adapted Screenplay
1. The Power of the Dog
2. CODA
3. Dune
4. Drive My Car
5. The Lost Daughter

Best Film Editing
1. Dune
2. The Power of the Dog
3. King Richard
4. Don't Look Up
5. Tick, Tick... Boom!

Best Cinematography
1. Nightmare Alley
2. West Side Story
3. Dune
4. The Tragedy of Macbeth
5. The Power of the Dog

Best Production Design
1. Nightmare Alley
2. Dune
3. West Side Story
4. The Power of the Dog
5. The Tragedy of Macbeth

Best Costume Design
1. Cruella
2. Nightmare Alley
3. Dune
4. West Side Story
N/S - Cyrano

Best Makeup and Hairstyling
1. House of Gucci
2. Dune
3. Cruella
4. The Eyes of Tammy Faye

N/S - Coming 2 America

Best Visual Effects
1. Dune
2. No Time to Die
3. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
4. Spider-Man: No Way Home

N/S - Free Guy

Best Sound
1. Dune
2. West Side Story
3. No Time to Die
4. The Power of the Dog
5. Belfast

Best Original Score
1. Dune
2. Don't Look Up
3. The Power of the Dog
4. Parallel Mothers
5. Encanto

Best Original Song
1. "No Time to Die"
2. "Be Alive"
3. "Dos Oruguitas"
4. "Down to Joy"
4. "Somehow You Do"

Best International Feature
1. The Worst Person in the World
2. Drive My Car
3. Flee
4. The Hand of God

N/S - Yuck in the Classroom or whatever it's called

Best Animated Feature
1. Luca
2. The Mitchells vs. the Machines
3. Flee
4. Encanto

N/S - Raya

Hey, I'll do the 2020 movies a year late. This is undeniably the most embarrassing crop of nominees of all time. I guess they had to course correct after awarding the best film of the year for the first time in over thirty years.

Picture (Only the first three get a 6/10 rating from me)
1. Sound of Metal
2. The Trial of the Chicago 7
3. Mank
4. The Father
5. Nomadland
6. Judas and the Black Messiah
7. Promising Young Woman
8. Minari

Director
1. David Fincher, Mank
2. Chloe Zhao, Nomadland
3. Lee Isaac Chung, Minari
4. Emerald Fennell, Promising Young Woman

Actor
1. Riz Ahmed, Sound of Metal
2. Anthony Hopkins, The Father
3. Gary Oldman, Mank
4. Steven Yeun, Minari

Actress
1. Frances McDormand, Nomadland
2. Carey Mulligan, Promising Young Woman

Supporting actor
1. Lakeith "Category Fraud" Stanfield, Judas and the Black Messiah (he would be my win in lead actor as well)
2. Paul Raci, Sound of Metal
3. Sacha Baron Cohen, The Trial of the Chicago 7
4. Daniel Kaluuya, Judas and the Black Messiah

Supporting actress
1. Amanda Seyfried, Mank
2. Olivia Colman, The Father (Williams is soooo much better!)
3. Yuh-jung Youn, Minari

Original screenplay (three of these are possibly the the three worst screenplays of the year)
1. Sound of Metal
2. The Trial of the Chicago 7
3. Minari
4. Judas and the Black Messiah
5. Promising Young Woman

Adapted screenplay
1. Nomadland
2. The Father

Cinematography
1. Mank
2. Judas and the Black Messiah
3. Nomadland
4. The Trial of the Chicago 7

Costume design
1. Emma
2. Mank

Production design
1. Mank
2. The Father
3. Tenet

Makeup & hair
1. Emma
2. Mank

Visual effects
1. Tenet
2. Love & Monsters

Film editing
1. Sound of Metal
2. The Father
3. The Trial of the Chicago 7
4. Nomadland
5. Promising Young Woman

Sound
1. Sound of Metal
2. Soul
3. Mank

Original score
1. Mank
2. Soul
3. Da 5 Bloods
4. Minari

Original song
1. "Husavik" from Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
2. "Hear My Voice" from The Trial of the Chicago 7
3. "Fight for You" from Judas and the Black Messiah

International feature
1. Collective (which is one of two good movies nominated for anything - the other being Emma)

Animated feature
1. Soul
2. Farmageddon
3. Wolfwalkers

Documentary
1. Collective
2. My Octopus Teacher

I think that I'm pissed with Hollywood. I like foreign movies alright, but that batch was just embarrassing on every level. Minari was custom made to bore me to death (those "poor immigrants fighting for a better life" stories always make me gag). PYW was woke bullshit that wasn't even good at it - either apply teeth to your concept or get someone like Ken Loach who has actual empathy for people. Judas was a neat idea ruined by comically inept writing. Nomadland was bunch of pretty pictures that carefully avoided making any statements that might upset any big corporations - and the pictures weren't that pretty either. The Father was far more interested in being a puzzle than being a human story about people - it comes off as one of the crappier Christopher Nolan efforts. Mank was a forgettable jumble of way too many ideas, even if some of it worked. Chicago 7 reminded me of Patch Adams in how simplistic it made the story, but as safe, consumable Oscar bait it was alright (Eddie Redmayne is so underrated, guys). And Sound of Metal was perfectly fine as a story about addiction, but wound up being too low-key for my tastes (also, the way it portrays cochlear implants is demeaning and I was rather upset by that).

I stayed away from most of the others because they just didn't interest me.

why certainly

PICTURE
01. The Power of the Dog
02. West Side Story
03. Dune
04. Belfast
05. CODA
06. King Richard
07. Drive My Car
08. Nightmare Alley
09. Licorice Pizza
10. Don't Look Up

DIRECTOR
1. Jane Campion
2. Steven Spielberg
3. Kenneth Branagh
4. PTA
5. Ryusuke Hamaguchi

ACTOR
1. Benedict Cumberbatch
2. Will Smith
3. Denzel Washington
4. Javier Bardem
5. Andrew Garfield

ACTRESS
1. Kristen Stewart
2. Jessica Chastain
3. Penelope Cruz
4. Nicole Kidman
5. Olivia Colman

SUPPORTING ACTOR
1. Kodi Smit-McPhee
2. Troy Kotsur
3. Jesse Plemons
4. Ciarán Hinds
5. J.K. Simmons

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
1. Ariana DeBose
2. Judi Dench
3. Aunjanue Ellis
4. Jessie Buckley
5. Kirsten Dunst

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
1. The Worst Person in the World
2. Belfast
3. King Richard
4. Licorice Pizza
5. Don't Look Up

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
1. The Power of the Dog
2. Dune
3. The Lost Daughter
4. Drive My Car
5. CODA

ANIMATED FILM
1. Flee
2. Luca
3. Encanto
4. Raya and the Last Dragon
5. The Mitchells vs. the Machines

ORIGINAL SCORE
1. The Power of the Dog
2. Dune
3. Encanto
4. Don't Look Uo
5. Parallel Mothers

ORIGINAL SONG
1. Dos Oruguitas
2. Down to Joy
3. No Time to Die
4. Somehow You Do
5. Be Alive

SOUND
1. Dune
2. No Time to Die
3. West Side Story
4. Belfast
5. The Power of the Dog

PRODUCTION DESIGN
1. Dune
2. Nightmare Alley
3. West Side Story
4. The Power of the Dog
5. The Tragedy of Macbeth

CINEMATOGRAPHY
1. The Tragedy of Macbeth
2. Dune
3. The Power of the Dog
4. West Side Story
5. Nightmare Alley

MAKEUP & HAIRSTYLING
1. Cruella
2. The Eyes of Tammy Faye
3. Dune
4. House of Gucci
NS Coming 2 America

COSTUME DESIGN
1. Cruella
2. Dune
3. West Side Story
4. Cyrano
5. Nightmare Alley

FILM EDITING
1. Dune
2. The Power of the Dog
3. King Richard
4. Don't Look Up
5. Tick Tick Boom

VISUAL EFFECTS
1. Dune
2. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
3. Free Guy
4. No Time to Die
NS Spider-Man

PICTURE
1. West Side Story
2. Licorice Pizza
3. Dune
4. The Power of the Dog
5. Drive My Car
6. Nightmare Alley
7. CODA
8. King Richard
9. Don't Look Up
10. Belfast

DIRECTOR
1. Spielberg
2. PTA
3. Campion
4. Hamaguchi
5. Branagh

ACTOR
1. Cumberbatch
2. Smith
3. Garfield
4. Washington
5. Bardem

ACTRESS
1. Stewart
2. Colman
3. Cruz
4. Chastain
5. Kidman

SUPPORTING ACTOR
1. Smit-McPhee
2. Kotsur
3. Simmons
4. Plemons
5. Hinds

SUPPORTING ACTRESS
1. DeBose
2. Dench
3. Dunst
4. Ellis
5. Buckley

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
1. Licorice Pizza
2. The Worst Person in the World
3. King Richard
4. Don't Look Up
5. Belfast

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
1. Drive My Car
2. The Power of the Dog
3. CODA
4. Dune
5. The Lost Daughter

CINEMATOGRAPHY
1. West Side Story
2. Dune
3. Nightmare Alley
4. The Tragedy of Macbeth
5. The Power of the Dog

PRODUCTION DESIGN
1. Dune
2. West Side Story
3. Nightmare Alley
4. The Power of the Dog
5. The Tragedy of Macbeth

EDITING
1. Dune
2. The Power of the Dog
3. tick, tick...BOOM!
4. King Richard
5. Don't Look Up

ORIGINAL SCORE
1. Dune
2. The Power of the Dog
3. Don't Look Up
4. Parallel Mothers
5. Encanto

ORIGINAL SONG
1. 'No Time to Die'
2. 'Dos Oruguitas'
3-5. diarrhea

COSTUME DESIGN
1. Cruella
2. West Side Story
3. Dune
4. Nightmare Alley
5. Cyrano

SOUND
1. Dune
2. West Side Story
3. No Time to Die
4. Belfast
5. The Power of the Dog

VISUAL EFFECTS
1. Dune
2. Spider-Man: No Way Home
3. Free Guy
4. No Time to Die
5. Shang-Chi

MAKEUP
1. House of Gucci
2. Cruella
3. Coming 2 America
4. Dune
5. The Eyes of Tammy Faye

ANIMATED
1. Encanto
2. Raya and the Last Dragon
3. Luca
4. The Mitchells vs. the Machines

INTERNATIONAL
1. The Hand of God
2. The Worst Person in the World
3. Drive My Car