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Post by Drish on Mar 27, 2020 3:46:44 GMT
01. Your most used emoji?
02. How would you rate yourself as a dancer?
03. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time?
04. What fictional character do you wish was your friend?
05. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?
07. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
08. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
09. What fictional character is amazing in their show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?
10. If you could be talented at anything instantly what would you choose?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2020 4:51:04 GMT
01. Your most used emoji?
😁
02. How would you rate yourself as a dancer?
7.5 when I try
03. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time?
have to think this one over
04. What fictional character do you wish was your friend?
does it have to be movies? If so then off the top of my head....job aside Ken (In Bruges) would be a legit good friend tbqh. If we're including TV then like almost the entirity of B99 and TGP main cast would be p good friend material though
05. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
smartest
06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?
07. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
idk about improved but Inglorious Basterds, Carol and Phantom Thread would be p good musicals tbqh if made that way. 08. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
rugby would be kinda fun
09. What fictional character is amazing in their show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?
the favourite ladies, even the queen
10. If you could be talented at anything instantly what would you choose?
lots of stuff, mainly writing
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Post by countjohn on Mar 27, 2020 5:01:51 GMT
01. Your most used emoji?- Probably sad face 02. How would you rate yourself as a dancer?- 2/10. I can handle basic slow dancing and that's it 03. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time?- The information revolution is one of the most remarkable things to happen in human history so computers/the internet 04. What fictional character do you wish was your friend?- Princess Ann from Roman Holiday or most any Audrey Hepburn character 05. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?- Smartest. I might have actually been the smartest kid in school. 06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?- Off the side of a cliff 07. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?- I don't like musicals so not much. Maybe an awful movie like After Earth because maybe the songs would be okay and it wouldn't take itself so seriously. 08. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?- Archery 09. What fictional character is amazing in their show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?- Lots, since the best characters are often like that. Pretty much anybody from Fight Club applies here. 10. If you could be talented at anything instantly what would you choose?- Sex
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Post by DeepArcher on Mar 27, 2020 5:20:20 GMT
01. Your most used emoji? The crying one.
02. How would you rate yourself as a dancer? -5. I really don't ever dance, even when I'm drunk. Weirdly I'm far less insecure about my bad singing and do that literally all the time.
03. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time? The cinematograph!
04. What fictional character do you wish was your friend? The Little Forest trio.
05. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? Smartest -- by default -- I wouldn't want to be most popular. Hate being center of attention.
06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? Honestly can't think of any.
07. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? Hmm, I'll say Love Exposure. That movie was already everything else, I don't see why not.
08. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? Gymnastics.
09. What fictional character is amazing in their show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? Jeez, only one? I'll say Howard Ratner.
10. If you could be talented at anything instantly what would you choose? Playing guitar / singing.
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Post by mhynson27 on Mar 27, 2020 7:24:18 GMT
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Post by LaraQ on Mar 27, 2020 13:19:31 GMT
The backstory to countjohn's answer to,what's the strangest place you've urinated/defecated?,must be quite something.
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Post by notacrook on Mar 27, 2020 14:05:05 GMT
01. Your most used emoji? Crying laughing one.
02. How would you rate yourself as a dancer? Maybe a 6? Tend to only dance drunk, and eh I have fun doing it so I'll give myself a few extra points.
03. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time? I'll agree with computers/internet.
04. What fictional character do you wish was your friend? Re-watching Once Upon a Time in Hollywood kinda makes me want Cliff Booth as my best friend, possible wife-killing aside.
05. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? Smartest.
06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? Alleyway, I guess. Middle of the night after an outing, not in the middle of the day - if that makes it any better. This is urinated, by the way.
07. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? It's already a perfect movie, but I'd watch a musical version of The Favourite in a heartbeat.
08. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? Athletics.
09. What fictional character is amazing in their show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? Recently, Thomas Wake in The Lighthouse.
10. If you could be talented at anything instantly what would you choose? Singing.
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Post by TerryMontana on Mar 27, 2020 16:50:39 GMT
01. Your most used emoji? 02. How would you rate yourself as a dancer?2 or 3... I'm bad at this. 03. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time?Electricity in general. If it's not specific enough, then the internet. 04. What fictional character do you wish was your friend?I dunno... Mary Poppins? 05. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?Smartest. 06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?I have urinated at a base of a tree in the garden of a very well known palace, while I was having a tour... Don't wanna say which. 07. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?The Room!!!! 08. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?Darts. 09. What fictional character is amazing in their show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?Annie Wilkes 10. If you could be talented at anything instantly what would you choose?Singing.
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Post by countjohn on Mar 27, 2020 18:17:28 GMT
The backstory to countjohn's answer to,what's the strangest place you've urinated/defecated?,must be quite something. Not really. When I was a kid I would spend a lot of time hiking in the mountains with my dad and brother and if you had to go you'd just pee off the side of the cliff because there was never anybody around.
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Mar 27, 2020 18:29:49 GMT
01. Your most used emoji? I honestly don't use any.
02. How would you rate yourself as a dancer? I'm a great dancer.
03. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time? Hmm. Laptop computers.
04. What fictional character do you wish was your friend? My Elizabeth Banks sex robot named Elizabeth Banks. She appears in dreams sometimes, so she counts... she's also not a robot... okay, it's just a very amorous Elizabeth Banks.
05. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? Smartest. Then you get the money, they you get the yay, they you get the women.
06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? Not necessarily strange but one time I was peeing in someone's back yard and I heard what I thought was a raccoon and so I started running away all while still peeing. No, I did not come back clean.
07. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? There is no movie that would ever benefit from being a musical.
08. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? NASCAR.
09. What fictional character is amazing in their show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? Rafi from The League.
10. If you could be talented at anything instantly what would you choose? Football.
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Post by stephen on Mar 27, 2020 18:47:29 GMT
01. Your most used emoji? 02. How would you rate yourself as a dancer? Somewhere between Hiroshima and COVID-19. 03. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time? Language. 04. What fictional character do you wish was your friend? The ka-tet. 05. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? Neither. 06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? I don't use the bathroom anywhere except my own home. It makes international travel very uncomfortable. 07. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? The Great Wall. 08. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? Billiards. 09. What fictional character is amazing in their show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? Most of them? 10. If you could be talented at anything instantly what would you choose? Curing diseases with the snap of a finger.
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Post by Pittsnogle_Goggins on Mar 27, 2020 18:54:39 GMT
01. Your most used emoji? - Smiley face maybe
02. How would you rate yourself as a dancer? - 10/10
03. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time? - Air Conditioning
04. What fictional character do you wish was your friend? - Whichever character Scarlett Johansson has played that’d be most likely to sleep with me
05. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? - Smartest
06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? - Hmm, not sure but I’ve done my fair share of public urination in my younger days
07. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? - Not improves but I wouldn’t mind see The Nice Guys as a musical
08. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? - Fencing
09. What fictional character is amazing in their show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? - Seconding Rafi from The League. Also, Michael Scott
10. If you could be talented at anything instantly what would you choose? - Creating multi-billion dollar companies. If that doesn’t count then singing.
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Post by cheesecake on Mar 27, 2020 20:03:57 GMT
01. Your most used emoji? 02. How would you rate yourself as a dancer? Like, in a freestyle way? 3? I did take folk dancing when I was ten and like to follow steps, but I usually just feel the rhythm to hilarious results. 03. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time? The printing press. 04. What fictional character do you wish was your friend? Maude. We'd be Caitlin & Maude and we'd have a wonderful time. 05. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? Smartest. 06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? BUCKLE UP. When I was eight I was at a sleepover with some relatively recent acquaintances. Our parents were friends from church and I had been to their house a few times for an afternoon but had never slept over. Turned out my friend's parents were super weird and extremely abusive now that I think back on it as an adult. They were quite well off and had a very big house, but they kind of lived like hoarders and made all their children live on the basement floor, despite lots of bedrooms higher up in the house. It was really damp and gross in the basement -- the room I stayed in had the water heater in it and the floor was carpeted for God knows what reason. I can still smell it and remember walking around in my socks and feeling the dampness being soaked up. Anywho... we played for a few hours and watched Undercover Blues that her parents picked out from the local video store. At around 10:00 pm everyone went their separate ways without a word and my friend showed me the air mattress I would be sleeping on. I gathered my things to prepare for bed and she asked where I was going. She proceeded to explain to me that no one was allowed to go to the bathroom after 8:00 pm. Can't use the toilet, sink, nothing. Can't even walk there. Any and all of these actions would wake up her parents AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO WAKE UP HER PARENTS. Why she couldn't have told me this earlier I will never know. I wasn't allowed to even go get changed. So I switched into pajamas in my sleeping bag and laid there in the dark with the sound of the water heater near my head. Must have been two or three in the morning and I was still awake -- my mind racing and fully concentrated on the fact that I had needed to pee for the last couple hours. Tears started streaming down my face and I wanted to go home so badly. I didn't know what else to do, so I squatted in the corner and peed on the floor. As you do? Just couldn't hold it any longer. You also couldn't tell because the carpet was wet... Nasty.
The next morning my friend also warned me that the kids were only allowed to use one square of toilet paper for #1 and two squares for #2 or they would be grounded. I believe that was the last time I ever went there.
07. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? Love it already, but The Princess Bride would be so great! 08. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? Sailing. Or is that just a recipe for a nice afternoon? 09. What fictional character is amazing in their show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems comes to mind. UGH. 10. If you could be talented at anything instantly what would you choose? Being bilingual.
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Post by urbanpatrician on Mar 27, 2020 21:43:07 GMT
01. Your most used emoji? 02. How would you rate yourself as a dancer? Fantastic. Awesome dancer.03. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time? Hormones.
04. What fictional character do you wish was your friend? Cady Heron.
Mean girl incarnate, popular girl potential but with a tender and kind soul that can be your friend. I'd take Reese Witherspoon in some of her recent stuff as my 2nd option though.05. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? Smartest. Popular goes away. Smart does not. Besides, social skills are easier to obtain later on in life06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? I've been sent to the principal's office for urinating at off allowed places, I know all about this.07. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? Probably an operatic trajedy like a Fellini movie.08. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? Bowling. I think it can intensify the athlete's level of play.09. What fictional character is amazing in their show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? Every character Mira Sorvino played in the 90s, I guess.10. If you could be talented at anything instantly what would you choose? Predicting the stock. But something visually artistic like designing as my 2nd option.
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Post by Christ_Ian_Bale on Mar 29, 2020 4:23:15 GMT
06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? BUCKLE UP. When I was eight I was at a sleepover with some relatively recent acquaintances. Our parents were friends from church and I had been to their house a few times for an afternoon but had never slept over. Turned out my friend's parents were super weird and extremely abusive now that I think back on it as an adult. They were quite well off and had a very big house, but they kind of lived like hoarders and made all their children live on the basement floor, despite lots of bedrooms higher up in the house. It was really damp and gross in the basement -- the room I stayed in had the water heater in it and the floor was carpeted for God knows what reason. I can still smell it and remember walking around in my socks and feeling the dampness being soaked up. Anywho... we played for a few hours and watched Undercover Blues that her parents picked out from the local video store. At around 10:00 pm everyone went their separate ways without a word and my friend showed me the air mattress I would be sleeping on. I gathered my things to prepare for bed and she asked where I was going. She proceeded to explain to me that no one was allowed to go to the bathroom after 8:00 pm. Can't use the toilet, sink, nothing. Can't even walk there. Any and all of these actions would wake up her parents AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO WAKE UP HER PARENTS. Why she couldn't have told me this earlier I will never know. I wasn't allowed to even go get changed. So I switched into pajamas in my sleeping bag and laid there in the dark with the sound of the water heater near my head. Must have been two or three in the morning and I was still awake -- my mind racing and fully concentrated on the fact that I had needed to pee for the last couple hours. Tears started streaming down my face and I wanted to go home so badly. I didn't know what else to do, so I squatted in the corner and peed on the floor. As you do? Just couldn't hold it any longer. You also couldn't tell because the carpet was wet... Nasty.
The next morning my friend also warned me that the kids were only allowed to use one square of toilet paper for #1 and two squares for #2 or they would be grounded. I believe that was the last time I ever went there.
That's some serious Flowers in the Attic shit. And I don't know why, but there's something about the contrast of the presence of a movie as light and fun as Undercover Blues that makes this even creepier.
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Post by Christ_Ian_Bale on Mar 29, 2020 4:40:48 GMT
01. Your most used emoji? 02. How would you rate yourself as a dancer? Slow dancing might be a decent 7. Anything else I avoid like the plague.03. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time? 04. What fictional character do you wish was your friend? Cliff Booth05. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? Smartest06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? Pissed myself in front of my entire 1st grade class twice, once on the playground then once in the library. I don't recommend either of those places.07. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? Kill Bill08. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? I like Fish's answer.09. What fictional character is amazing in their show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? Dory10. If you could be talented at anything instantly what would you choose? Photography
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Post by Pavan on Mar 29, 2020 6:40:40 GMT
01. Your most used emoji? 02. How would you rate yourself as a dancer? 6/1003. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time? Wheel, Light Bulb, Compass04. What fictional character do you wish was your friend? Hermione Granger05. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? Smartest06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? On the top of a hill. My friend and i took out our wands to see whose stream goes the farthest. He won btw.07. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? Fast and Furious08. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? Ice Hockey09. What fictional character is amazing in their show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? Sherlock Holmes10. If you could be talented at anything instantly what would you choose? Writing
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Post by LaraQ on Mar 29, 2020 12:48:28 GMT
cheesecake .Your friend's parents sound truly psychotic.
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Post by cheesecake on Mar 29, 2020 17:33:10 GMT
cheesecake .Your friend's parents sound truly psychotic. They sound like swingers to me. Is this a quote or reference to something? Or did you really pick up on that? Do tell!
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Post by cheesecake on Mar 29, 2020 19:16:20 GMT
Is this a quote or reference to something? Or did you really pick up on that? Do tell! I was half-joking... but it seems like the most feasible reason for parents to make their kids sleep in the basement and not be allowed to go upstairs after 8pm (outside of them just being abusive nuts). True enough!
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Post by jimmalone on Apr 2, 2020 14:44:48 GMT
01. Not sure. Probably
02. On a scale from 0-10? -1
03. Pretty definitely script.
04. Tough. Maybe Charlotte of Lost in Translation. Somebody as wise and reliable as Albus Dumbledore would be great as well.
05. Smartest. (But have done that already - at least in class )
06. Not my thing actually. But I've spent some summer nights on places and streets in my home town and there was no toilet near, so one night I urinated in a corner of one of the most famous squares of the city.
07. None. Really absolutely none.
08. A sport that requires immense precision as Snooker is pretty tough to play alcoholised - except you're Bill Werbeniuk. Gymnastics would be interesting as well - or Biathlon. Or Ski Jumping...
09. Sheldon Cooper
10. Writing or tennis.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2020 19:43:57 GMT
01. Your most used emoji? 02. How would you rate yourself as a dancer? 4/1003. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time? Pain medicine. 04. What fictional character do you wish was your friend? Don Vito Corleone. 05. Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? Popular. 06. What's the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? N/A07. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? None. I agree with Fish. 08. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? I was going to say hockey, but the players already get gassed for playing too long, and I love them, so soccer. Lets see them take dives while soused. 09. What fictional character is amazing in their show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? Any character Parker Posey played. 10. If you could be talented at anything instantly what would you choose? Singing.
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