Film Socialism
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Post by Film Socialism on Dec 12, 2019 4:04:07 GMT
the ironic thing about this is that she probably is fucking furious about it lmao
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Post by MsMovieStar on Dec 12, 2019 8:55:23 GMT
Oh honeys, some of you may not be aware but I auditioned to play Greta but didn't get it. Although I was close...
In the call back they were a little sceptical that I was really 16... and despite them liking my idea of pole dancing at the UN... they felt I was way too hot for global warming...
It could have been me up there, on the cover of Time in a yellow bikini... I could have been a contender.
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Post by cherry68 on Dec 12, 2019 10:49:45 GMT
Oh honeys, some of you may not be aware but I auditioned to play Greta but didn't get it. Although I was close... In the call back they were a little sceptical that I was really 16... and despite them liking my idea of pole dancing at the UN... they felt I was way too hot for global warming... It could have been me up there, on the cover of Time in a yellow bikini... I could have been a contender. We already have someone playing Greta... She's interacting with Italian politicians every week :
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Post by pacinoyes on Dec 12, 2019 11:50:48 GMT
Oh honeys, some of you may not be aware but I auditioned to play Greta but didn't get it. This is outrageous! The fact that they would make you audition to play Little Miss Swedish Rain Cloud! - it makes me want to plant a blind item in the gossip columns about you know who and how she likes to use non-paper straws - hypocrite! That film will be a mess anyway - no doubt at the end she will just ride down a raging river and pour a billion pounds of ice into the polar ice caps and the "Ikea Tunnel" or as it is commonly referred to "Earth's Thirst Quenching Gullet". Another white savior story? - I say "no thank you Hollywood"! You are too good for that........or too bad......... like bad-good girl Ida Lupino in High Sierra where Greta is boring white bread Joan Leslie with her hideous wardrobe choices and clubfoot - she had clubfoot in that movie for Godsakes! At 16 you had rung up the biggest bar tab in the history of LA County........ .Judy Garland said of you "I worry about that girl"........ Marilyn Monroe asked you if you could get her some pills.......you had slept with and blackmailed major Hollywood Power Brokers well before the "#metoo movement" in a series of shocking and lurid trysts you inappropriately literally called the "yeah whatever pay #metoo" movement. At least one member of the House of Grimaldi was placed in an insane asylum due to his relationship with you which may have been caused from Syphilis although the records are sealed to avoid any further embarrassment to Prince Albert. She may be TIME magazines Person of the Year but she is a 16 year old child, when we could focus on a _____ year old acting legend and star who once vomited on to a stack of TIME magazines, had her assistant clean it up and then told that very same assistant to get her 1,000 more copies of the issue below so she could vomit on those also because well ........this acting legend had plenty more vodka, some leftover Swedish meatballs and could always get another assistant. I remain, your humble servant.
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Post by ibbi on Dec 12, 2019 19:35:33 GMT
Ekes past Greta Scacchi for third place on my official list of The Great Greta's. Now trails just The Great Garbo and The Great Gerwig.
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Post by quetee on Dec 12, 2019 20:01:25 GMT
Lmao!!! I love how Greta shades Trump.
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Post by quetee on Dec 12, 2019 20:10:13 GMT
Trump just needs a sharpie.
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Post by Ryan_MYeah on Dec 12, 2019 20:15:20 GMT
Because only a man so comfortable and secure with himself would bully an actual child.
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Post by MsMovieStar on Dec 12, 2019 20:24:05 GMT
Ekes past Greta Scacchi for third place on my official list of The Great Greta's. Now trails just The Great Garbo and The Great Gerwig. Oh honey, now you mention it, off screen the Great Garbo was a bit whiny as well: She used to stride around Manhattan shouting at everyone about how she wanted to be alone and knock on shops and restaurant windows to let them know... I vant to be alone! Rumor has it she once considered coming out of retirement and hiring Carnegie Hall to put her message across... until she saw the hire costs. She was notoriously stingy... I think the desire to be alone may have come from a fear of having to pick up a tab.
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Post by MsMovieStar on Dec 12, 2019 20:25:09 GMT
Oh honeys, some of you may not be aware but I auditioned to play Greta but didn't get it. This is outrageous! The fact that they would make you audition to play Little Miss Swedish Rain Cloud! - it makes me want to plant a blind item in the gossip columns about you know who and how she likes to use non-paper straws - hypocrite! That film will be a mess anyway - no doubt at the end she will just ride down a raging river and pour a billion pounds of ice into the polar ice caps and the "Ikea Tunnel" or as it is commonly referred to "Earth's Thirst Quenching Gullet". Another white savior story? - I say "no thank you Hollywood"! You are too good for that........or too bad......... like bad-good girl Ida Lupino in High Sierra where Greta is boring white bread Joan Leslie with her hideous wardrobe choices and clubfoot - she had clubfoot in that movie for Godsakes! At 16 you had rung up the biggest bar tab in the history of LA County........ .Judy Garland said of you "I worry about that girl"........ Marilyn Monroe asked you if you could get her some pills.......you had slept with and blackmailed major Hollywood Power Brokers well before the "#metoo movement" in a series of shocking and lurid trysts you inappropriately literally called the "yeah whatever pay #metoo" movement. At least one member of the House of Grimaldi was placed in an insane asylum due to his relationship with you which may have been caused from Syphilis although the records are sealed to avoid any further embarrassment to Prince Albert. She may be TIME magazines Person of the Year but she is a 16 year old child, when we could focus on a _____ year old acting legend and star who once vomited on to a stack of TIME magazines, had her assistant clean it up and then told that very same assistant to get her 1,000 more copies of the issue below so she could vomit on those also because well ........this acting legend had plenty more vodka, some leftover Swedish meatballs and could always get another assistant. I remain, your humble servant. Oh honey, what an imagination you have...
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Post by IceTruckDexter on Dec 12, 2019 23:00:39 GMT
Silly girl.
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Post by HELENA MARIA on Dec 12, 2019 23:45:11 GMT
Thank you for always being your joyless and cynical old self.
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Post by IceTruckDexter on Dec 13, 2019 1:24:02 GMT
Thank you for always being your joyless and cynical old self. I'm full of joy. The Pool are top of the league and the French young one who says she hates me clearly can't stay away.
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Post by HELENA MARIA on Dec 13, 2019 1:35:17 GMT
Thank you for always being your joyless and cynical old self. I'm full of joy. The Pool are top of the league and the French young one who says she hates me clearly can't stay away. I never said I hated you, you paranoid drunkard 😂🤣. I appreciate your desperate love notes but don't flatter yourself, clover leaf.
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Post by IceTruckDexter on Dec 13, 2019 2:20:13 GMT
I'm full of joy. The Pool are top of the league and the French young one who says she hates me clearly can't stay away. I never said I hated you, you paranoid drunkard 😂🤣. I appreciate your desperate love notes but don't flatter yourself, clover leaf. Oh I flatter myself all the time because it's quite warranted and there's a difference between love and wanting to use my dick.
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Post by HELENA MARIA on Dec 13, 2019 2:38:04 GMT
I never said I hated you, you paranoid drunkard 😂🤣. I appreciate your desperate love notes but don't flatter yourself, clover leaf. Oh I flatter myself all the time because it's quite warranted and there's a difference between love and wanting to use my dick. Charming! 🙄 Now put that bottle of beer back in the fridge and go get some sleep, Casanova😑
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Post by IceTruckDexter on Dec 13, 2019 2:49:51 GMT
Oh I flatter myself all the time because it's quite warranted and there's a difference between love and wanting to use my dick. Charming! 🙄 Now put that bottle of beer back in the fridge and go get some sleep, Casanova😑 Yes dear.
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Post by Martin Stett on Dec 13, 2019 2:59:02 GMT
You know, I've heard my parents have this exact same conversation.
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Post by HELENA MARIA on Dec 13, 2019 3:18:29 GMT
Charming! 🙄 Now put that bottle of beer back in the fridge and go get some sleep, Casanova😑 Yes dear. Thank you, my beloved sex slave😘
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Post by pacinoyes on Dec 13, 2019 12:17:44 GMT
What's actually a good debate to have - but again we never do have it, because, well, it's Trump - is how a 70+ year old, spoiled, out of touch (?) billionaire (millionaire, whatever he is) could so dominate social media (and the new media) so successfully politically despite everybody hating what he does on social media I mean, it's not a good look battling Greta, he looks childish, but it's amazing to me that no has figured out how to battle him on this platform in terms of a political rival. That might actually be his great legacy - when people look back on the Trump era the fact that he basically removed the White House Press Secretary (not literally but kind of); the Presidential formal press conference - it's hard to imagine it happening again with anyone else subsequently.
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Post by mikediastavrone96 on Feb 28, 2020 13:48:55 GMT
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Post by Tommen_Saperstein on Mar 7, 2020 18:42:54 GMT
Daily I'm flabbergasted by just how much how current political climate has become political satire. Two teenage girls fighting it out over the environment sounds like a hilarious comedy sketch.
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Post by pacinoyes on Jul 21, 2020 19:25:14 GMT
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Post by pacinoyes on Sept 2, 2020 10:43:19 GMT
The trailer for her shocking and controversial documentary where she un-ironically eats lots of water ice (and litters!), buys an old gas guzzling Oldsmobile and says her favorite line is from Dog Day Afternoon "I'm flyng to the tropics, fnck the snow!" .........um........you still don't get the whole pacinoyes exceedingly dry sense of humor thing I guess..........whatever! Name changed to I Am Greta from the original I am Great ....... they thought the original title was overdoing it....... November 13th:
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Post by MsMovieStar on Sept 2, 2020 12:34:57 GMT
The trailer for her shocking and controversial documentary where she un-ironically eats lots of water ice (and litters!), buys an old gas guzzling Oldsmobile and says her favorite line is from Dog Day Afternoon "I'm flyng to the tropics, fnck the snow!" .........um........you still don't get the whole pacinoyes exceedingly dry sense of humor thing I guess..........whatever! Name changed to I Am Greta from the original I am Great ....... they thought the original title was overdoing it....... November 13th:
Oh honey, I knew it was a matter of time before she had her own reality TV show (or heading that way)... and how they hell did she get her hands on $1.4 million? I've worked my ass off (and all the other parts of my body) and I don't even have that much? How dare she!
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