Oh hey, I forgot this existed. Nobody else was gonna choose Peter O'Toole as the God of Love, so I'm tempering my hopes. Glad to see some of the entrances towards the bottom of the list, at least.
"I wanted to be a wife so that I could have been her real mother. I wanted to be a boy so that she could be in love with me. I wanted her to be my full sister instead of my half sister. I wanted her to be a slave so that I could set her free and make her rich."