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Post by finniussnrub on Mar 28, 2024 21:11:34 GMT
2021 Winner:
"We don't get a lot of things to really care about." - Pig
2020 Winner:
And did I add the character names just to include the glorious nature of The Rumble? The answer is Money Plane.
Rules: - First non-festival release for release date. - You can base your choice on any criteria. - You can list as many as you'd like, but I'll take your first listed unless noted otherwise. - I will also say should not be much longer than a couple sentences or so, as I think best monologue could be a whole separate thing. Previous Winners:2019:
My choice:
"Come on KG, this is no different than that. This is me alright, I'm not a fucking athlete, this is my fucking way. This is how I win." - Uncut Gems
What's yours?
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Post by mikediastavrone96 on Mar 28, 2024 21:35:00 GMT
Yeah, it's "this is how I win."
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Post by stephen on Mar 28, 2024 21:40:28 GMT
"Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow! HAAAAAAAAAAAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!"
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Post by Archie on Mar 28, 2024 21:52:35 GMT
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Post by stephen on Mar 28, 2024 21:54:39 GMT
Get me Sidney Lumet's version of Uncut Gems with Elliott Gould betting the house on Game 7 between the New York Knicks and Los Angeles Lakers in 1970.
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Post by Tommen_Saperstein on Mar 28, 2024 22:23:17 GMT
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Mar 28, 2024 22:24:36 GMT
“It’s what it is.”
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Post by DanQuixote on Mar 28, 2024 22:28:01 GMT
“Yer fond of me lobster aint' ye?”
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Post by TheAlwaysClassy on Mar 28, 2024 22:28:28 GMT
"Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow! HAAAAAAAAAAAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!" Yep
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Post by The_Cake_of_Roth on Mar 28, 2024 22:34:22 GMT
Ahem…
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Post by tep on Mar 28, 2024 22:36:37 GMT
"Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow! HAAAAAAAAAAAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!" This
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Post by countjohn on Mar 28, 2024 23:03:27 GMT
"What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!"- Arthur Fleck
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Post by Archie on Mar 28, 2024 23:13:35 GMT
"What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!"- Arthur Fleck They think we'll all just sit there and take it like good little boys. That we won't werewolf and go wild!
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Post by Nikan on Mar 28, 2024 23:54:26 GMT
1) There's hardly a day that goes by without me thinking about Dafoe in The Lighthouse ever since I watched it but as Cake reminded us it's a monologue... that leaves me with: 2) It is what it is. 3) Money Plane.
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Post by Martin Stett on Mar 28, 2024 23:57:42 GMT
"Glory to the holy wi-fi!"
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Post by JangoB on Mar 29, 2024 0:30:48 GMT
"Somehow, Palpatine returned."Mkay, my actual choice is "I'm as real as a donut, motherfucker."
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Post by Steve17 on Mar 29, 2024 1:50:18 GMT
"And I......am.....Iron Man."
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Post by stabcaesar on Mar 29, 2024 2:19:01 GMT
“If I had all this money, I’d be nice too!” - Parasite
The film is overrated as fuck but this quote is gold.
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Post by therealcomicman117 on Mar 29, 2024 2:43:44 GMT
And... I am... Iron Man
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Post by Martin Stett on Mar 29, 2024 3:15:27 GMT
"Somehow, Palpatine returned." Legitimately the most memorable line of the year
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Post by countjohn on Mar 29, 2024 3:25:56 GMT
"What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!"- Arthur Fleck They think we'll all just sit there and take it like good little boys. That we won't werewolf and go wild! Todd Phillips is the poet of our time and the only person who is qualified to talk about our society.
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Post by rhodoraonline on Mar 29, 2024 5:00:56 GMT
It should only be: "I love you 3000."
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Post by thomasjerome on Mar 29, 2024 5:08:11 GMT
Yer fond of me lobster aint' ye?
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Post by finniussnrub on Mar 29, 2024 12:07:56 GMT
"Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow! HAAAAAAAAAAAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!" I'll give you "Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead, Winslow! HAAAAAAAAAAAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury!", the rest is too much for this particular poll.
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Post by themoviesinner on Mar 29, 2024 12:31:41 GMT
"Some things won't go away just because you pretend to forget all about them." - Happy Old Year
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