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Post by stephen on Oct 29, 2019 20:59:04 GMT
Cage will play a janitor, forced to spend the night in a twisted amusement park where he is pulled into a living nightmare. As the threatening animatronic characters come to life, the janitor has to fight his way from one monster to another to survive until morning and get out of the park.
In other words . . . Five Nights at Freddy's with Nicolas Cage? IN. |
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Post by LaraQ on Oct 29, 2019 21:10:06 GMT
This sounds absolutely batshit and I'm all in.
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Post by Martin Stett on Oct 29, 2019 21:56:33 GMT
I was hoping it would be a Where's Wally movie and Wally is just  |
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Oct 29, 2019 22:39:51 GMT
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Post by TerryMontana on Oct 30, 2019 6:32:38 GMT
Looks exactly the kind of crap Cage usually does... I'm so in!!!
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Post by TerryMontana on Oct 30, 2019 13:25:36 GMT
Who'll direct this?  A guy named Kevin Lewis. |
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Post by morton on Feb 22, 2020 1:07:11 GMT
I forgot about this because of the other Cage films that were announced. Just saw the first image and remembered that this movie existed.  |
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Post by therealcomicman117 on Feb 22, 2020 1:29:08 GMT
I forgot about this because of the other Cage films that were announced. Just saw the first image and remembered that this movie existed. Lol! This sounds absolutely insane, and I'm totally in. Only thing that gives me pause is that the director is someone who's only made small independent films that don't appear so good. At least it sounds more intriguing then a random Cage VOD actioneer. At this point it's pretty easy to disguise what'll be a bad Cage film (a random revenge thriller), and a good / interesting cage (more experimental think Mandy, Color Out of The Space). Hopefully this is the later category, cause it sure sounds like it. |
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Post by pacinoyes on Oct 30, 2020 18:15:27 GMT
Willy's not Wally's!
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Post by stephen on Oct 30, 2020 18:25:34 GMT
Well, I'm gonna take it upon myself to digitally replace the "i" with an "a" in every frame of this movie when it comes out. |
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Oct 30, 2020 18:27:21 GMT
Yeah, expect a lawsuit from Five Nights at Freddy's...
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Post by coop032 on Oct 30, 2020 23:53:23 GMT
A+
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Post by stephen on Jan 15, 2021 18:24:51 GMT
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Post by pupdurcs on Jan 15, 2021 18:34:11 GMT
Yeah, this looks like a Cage film. I know he's still got a semi-ironic cult following for his batshit hammy over acting tendencies, but I'm struggling to play along with the joke any longer.
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Post by sirchuck23 on Jan 15, 2021 18:38:07 GMT
Holy shit..that's terrible.
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Post by Martin Stett on Jan 15, 2021 19:07:48 GMT
...I'll just point you towards my previous post, which would have been a much better movie.
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Post by Mattsby on Jan 15, 2021 19:24:29 GMT
Not very interested in Chuck E Cheese horror, but definitely into Cage's pinball Freddie Mercury moves. His character having zero dialogue is kinda lame thooo.
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Post by TerryMontana on Jan 15, 2021 21:53:30 GMT
Looks like a mess.
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Post by Tommen_Saperstein on Jan 16, 2021 16:05:22 GMT
the only way you could get me to watch a soft Five Nights at Freddy's adaptation is to put Nic Cage in it.
Looks like a fun culty horror season romp. The kind of shit I only let myself enjoy in October. And unlike some (*ahem* Ma) this actually looks like it might be batshit and that's what a movie like this needs to be.
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Post by pacinoyes on Jan 17, 2021 1:46:53 GMT
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Post by pupdurcs on Jan 17, 2021 1:52:39 GMT
These hottakes about Cage are not new or fresh or original. In fact, they are almost routinely trotted out cliche at this point to those who wish the defend the poor quality of so much of his work for the last 15 years. I went along with it for awhile, but like I said, I can't play along with the joke any longer. |
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Jan 17, 2021 1:55:14 GMT
Come on, there's even shots taking place in the vents! Five Nights at Freddy's should definitely sue.
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Post by futuretrunks on Jan 17, 2021 1:57:43 GMT
These hottakes about Cage are not new or fresh or original. In fact, they are almost routinely trotted out cliche at this point to those who wish the defend the poor quality of so much of his work for the last 15 years. I went along with it for awhile, but like I said, I can't play along with the joke any longer. I'd play along if the work was as batshit bonkers as Deadfall, but yeah. |
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Post by pacinoyes on Jan 17, 2021 2:05:36 GMT
These hottakes about Cage are not new or fresh or original. In fact, they are almost routinely trotted out cliche at this point Meh, I never heard that Lynch quote - I found it a particularly interesting take, YMMV........ |
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Post by Mattsby on Jan 17, 2021 23:55:43 GMT
Love their mention of Cage-fav book The Way of the Actor (of course I have a copy) - it's an interesting book, makes unique connections to acting and stranger performative traditions but I love it most bc of its access to actors and interviews - you'll get a Dirk Bogarde breakdown right before interviews with Rip Torn, Liv Ullmann, etc. Lotta Brando discussion too. Jazz is right with Cage, but it's more than that too....there's nobody like him yes, but he isn't only flamboyant, he has underrated range and sensitivity across his work. I find the people who laugh at the mention of his name haven't seen all that many of his perfs and only have a shallow, rubberneck understanding of him. He is mad tho  - I always get a kick outta his wack, amazing references and inspiration for projects - for Willy's it was Bronson in OUATIW and probably the silent era (since it's a dialogue-less role), and tapping again into the midnight screening crowd like with Mandy/Mom+Dad that he fed off. While it looks maybe fun, it also looks cheap and not very good, I'm hoping he teams with some better directors soon, which never hurts. |
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- I always get a kick outta his wack, amazing references and inspiration for projects - for Willy's it was Bronson in OUATIW and probably the silent era (since it's a dialogue-less role), and tapping again into the midnight screening crowd like with Mandy/Mom+Dad that he fed off. While it looks maybe fun, it also looks cheap and not very good, I'm hoping he teams with some better directors soon, which never hurts. 