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Post by mhynson27 on Jul 27, 2019 4:22:49 GMT
Fuck it, lets see if this can get any traction again.
I'm bored, fire away.
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Post by Martin Stett on Jul 27, 2019 4:33:07 GMT
Ten people land on a deserted island. There they find lots of coconuts and a monkey. During their first day they gather coconuts and put them all in a community pile. After working all day they decide to sleep and divide them into ten equal piles the next morning.
That night one castaway wakes up hungry and decides to take his share early. After dividing up the coconuts he finds he is one coconut short of ten equal piles. He also notices the monkey holding one more coconut. So he tries to take the monkey's coconut to have a total evenly divisible by 10. However when he tries to take it the monkey conks him on the head with it and kills him.
Later another castaway wakes up hungry and decides to take his share early. On the way to the coconuts he finds the body of the first castaway, which pleases him because he will now be entitled to 1/9 of the total pile. After dividing them up into nine piles he is again one coconut short and tries to take the monkey's slightly bloodied coconut. The monkey conks the second man on the head and kills him.
One by one each of the remaining castaways goes through the same process, until the 10th person to wake up gets the entire pile for himself. What is the smallest number of possible coconuts in the pile, not counting the monkeys?
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Jul 27, 2019 4:50:12 GMT
Since you're an Aussie and I fear that place like a right-winger fears Curves Gym, what is the scariest encounter you've had with wildlife in your nape of the way?
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Post by mhynson27 on Jul 27, 2019 5:20:13 GMT
Since you're an Aussie and I fear that place like a right-winger fears Curves Gym, what is the scariest encounter you've had with wildlife in your nape of the way? It really isn't too bad if you live in a major city like I do (Sydney), so I think the scariest encounter I've ever had is the time a snake got into the rafters at school and our Principal had to come and try and remove it. Actually scratch that, just remembered the time I woke up and there was a massive spider like right in front of my face. I straight up just jumped off my bed (I sleep on the top bunk).
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Post by mhynson27 on Jul 27, 2019 5:21:50 GMT
Ten people land on a deserted island. There they find lots of coconuts and a monkey. During their first day they gather coconuts and put them all in a community pile. After working all day they decide to sleep and divide them into ten equal piles the next morning. That night one castaway wakes up hungry and decides to take his share early. After dividing up the coconuts he finds he is one coconut short of ten equal piles. He also notices the monkey holding one more coconut. So he tries to take the monkey's coconut to have a total evenly divisible by 10. However when he tries to take it the monkey conks him on the head with it and kills him. Later another castaway wakes up hungry and decides to take his share early. On the way to the coconuts he finds the body of the first castaway, which pleases him because he will now be entitled to 1/9 of the total pile. After dividing them up into nine piles he is again one coconut short and tries to take the monkey's slightly bloodied coconut. The monkey conks the second man on the head and kills him. One by one each of the remaining castaways goes through the same process, until the 10th person to wake up gets the entire pile for himself. What is the smallest number of possible coconuts in the pile, not counting the monkeys? 2519. Definitely didn't just look it up....
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Jul 27, 2019 5:23:34 GMT
Since you're an Aussie and I fear that place like a right-winger fears Curves Gym, what is the scariest encounter you've had with wildlife in your nape of the way? It really isn't too bad if you live in a major city like I do (Sydney), so I think the scariest encounter I've ever had is the time a snake got into the rafters at school and our Principal had to come and try and remove it. Actually scratch that, just remembered the time I woke up and there was a massive spider like right in front of my face. I straight up just jumped off my bed (I sleep on the top bunk).That is honestly a recurring nightmare of mine (I'm terrified of spiders). I'm not even kidding, there are more than a few times that I woke up yelling thinking there's a spider on me.
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Post by mhynson27 on Jul 27, 2019 5:26:59 GMT
It really isn't too bad if you live in a major city like I do (Sydney), so I think the scariest encounter I've ever had is the time a snake got into the rafters at school and our Principal had to come and try and remove it. Actually scratch that, just remembered the time I woke up and there was a massive spider like right in front of my face. I straight up just jumped off my bed (I sleep on the top bunk).That is honestly a recurring nightmare of mine (I'm terrified of spiders). I'm not even kidding, there are more than a few times that I woke up yelling thinking there's a spider on me. Oh yeah, that's completely understandable. I've seen so many spiders in my time that I think I am seeing them everywhere but it's usually just a shadow or a bunch of string on the ground.
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Post by Martin Stett on Jul 27, 2019 11:39:08 GMT
Ten people land on a deserted island. There they find lots of coconuts and a monkey. During their first day they gather coconuts and put them all in a community pile. After working all day they decide to sleep and divide them into ten equal piles the next morning. That night one castaway wakes up hungry and decides to take his share early. After dividing up the coconuts he finds he is one coconut short of ten equal piles. He also notices the monkey holding one more coconut. So he tries to take the monkey's coconut to have a total evenly divisible by 10. However when he tries to take it the monkey conks him on the head with it and kills him. Later another castaway wakes up hungry and decides to take his share early. On the way to the coconuts he finds the body of the first castaway, which pleases him because he will now be entitled to 1/9 of the total pile. After dividing them up into nine piles he is again one coconut short and tries to take the monkey's slightly bloodied coconut. The monkey conks the second man on the head and kills him. One by one each of the remaining castaways goes through the same process, until the 10th person to wake up gets the entire pile for himself. What is the smallest number of possible coconuts in the pile, not counting the monkeys? 2519. Definitely didn't just look it up.... And the more pressing question: How wicked would a season of Survivor be with this killer monkey loose on the island?
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Post by mhynson27 on Jul 27, 2019 12:54:03 GMT
2519. Definitely didn't just look it up.... And the more pressing question: How wicked would a season of Survivor be with this killer monkey loose on the island? Very wicked, great way to liven up all the subpar seasons they've had.
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Post by mhynson27 on Jul 27, 2019 13:58:53 GMT
The Scariest movie experience? Thoughts on Terry Montana? Favorite person here? The Babadook, The Conjuring or Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me. All at home by myself at night. He seems cool, don't really have any problems with him. Hmm, haven't given it much thought, maybe Stephen.
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Post by Archie on Jul 27, 2019 15:14:32 GMT
If a shark and a moose were to fight, who would win? (Please give reasoning)
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Post by mhynson27 on Jul 27, 2019 15:49:08 GMT
If a shark and a moose were to fight, who would win? (Please give reasoning) I mean it all depends on location obviously but I have to go with the shark and not just because I'm Australian. Have you seen those teeth!
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Post by TerryMontana on Jul 27, 2019 15:54:53 GMT
The Scariest movie experience? Thoughts on Terry Montana? Favorite person here? You're obsessed with me, admit it.
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Post by TerryMontana on Jul 27, 2019 15:57:20 GMT
What's the question you never want to be asked?
(that one, maybe?)
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Post by DeepArcher on Jul 27, 2019 16:03:02 GMT
Anyway, how is your sex life?
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Post by Ryan_MYeah on Jul 27, 2019 16:50:45 GMT
While standing in the street one day, you’re approached by Sophie Turner and Nathalie Emanuel. The two of them are competing for your affections, and want you to decide which of them to marry.
But it isn’t that easy. Before you can wed, you have to participate in their family’s ancient traditions. If you marry Turner, you have to spend thirty minutes bathing in a vat of pop tarts and honey, while kids throw pretzels at your head. If you marry Emanuel, you have to be a human piñata for the kids of town to hit, with the last blows to be delivered by a department store Santa.
Who do you pick?
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Post by mhynson27 on Jul 28, 2019 0:11:58 GMT
What's the question you never want to be asked? (that one, maybe?) Yeah probably that one, simply because I don't have a good answer for it.
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Post by mhynson27 on Jul 28, 2019 0:12:33 GMT
Anyway, how is your sex life? Non-existent.
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Post by mhynson27 on Jul 28, 2019 0:13:51 GMT
While standing in the street one day, you’re approached by Sophie Turner and Nathalie Emanuel. The two of them are competing for your affections, and want you to decide which of them to marry. But it isn’t that easy. Before you can wed, you have to participate in their family’s ancient traditions. If you marry Turner, you have to spend thirty minutes bathing in a vat of pop tarts and honey, while kids throw pretzels at your head. If you marry Emanuel, you have to be a human piñata for the kids of town to hit, with the last blows to be delivered by a department store Santa. Who do you pick? Hahaha, love the creativity. Turner because she is closer to my age and her family's tradition does not sound anywhere near as painful as the alternative.
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Post by theycallmemrfish on Jul 28, 2019 0:43:03 GMT
You're in your 5th year at Hogwarts... what's your major?
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Post by mhynson27 on Jul 28, 2019 2:04:27 GMT
You're in your 5th year at Hogwarts... what's your major? Here's the part where I admit I haven't read or seen a single Harry Potter.
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Post by Martin Stett on Jul 28, 2019 2:28:06 GMT
Which portrayal of the Joker is the funniest?
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Post by mhynson27 on Jul 28, 2019 3:50:22 GMT
Which portrayal of the Joker is the funniest? Oooh, that's a good one. Probably Nicholson but on the flip side, Leto is unintentionally pretty funny.
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Post by Ryan_MYeah on Aug 19, 2019 17:54:53 GMT
Sorry to hijack this thread, but I feel like answering some stuff.
Fire away!
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Post by Christ_Ian_Bale on Aug 19, 2019 18:45:25 GMT
Ryan_MYeah You can have a movie marathon with your actor of choice sitting next to you the whole time, but the marathon is just Takashi Miike's Audition on a constant loop for four days. Who is your actor of choice? MFK: Elizabeth Banks, Mia Wasikowska, Valak from The Conjuring 2/The Nun Anton Chigurh has been hired to kill Saoirse Ronan. How do you stop him? You can ride around all night with Vincent from Collateral, uncertain if he may kill you at the end of the trip or not, or ride around all night with Lloyd Christmas making the most annoying sound in the world. Who do you prefer? Nicolas Cage, Bruce Willis, and Vinnie Jones make the straight-to-DVD movie to end all straight-to-DVD movies. What is the first sentence of your review? "Amazing Grace", Saving Grace, or Topher Grace? You walk through the Employees Only door of a Burger King and find Fat Jonah Hill and Skinny Jonah Hill standing across from each other, arguing about which one of them the Oscar nominations really belong to. Upon the realization that they are two different people, you run to inform the presses, but they chase after you. After thirty seconds of pursuit, Fat Jonah Hill goes into cardiac arrest and faceplants on the pavement, leaving Skinny Jonah Hill a lone wolf. After howling at the moon, Skinny Jonah Hill uses the power of "kinda knowing" Brad Pitt to bound at a relentless pace, catching up to you in a flash. Just as he's on your heels, he is distracted by a douchey pair of sunglasses in a shop window he wants to wear when he directs his next movie. You get cocky and turn around, screaming "You'll never be Linklater!" before continuing on. Just when you think you've lost him, a sound surrounds you like the wind, a booming god-like voice that bellows "I GOT ADVICE FROM SCORSESE" and lightning strikes the ground, Skinny Jonah Hill dropping from the sky in front of you like a terminator. You turn to run the other direction but, like a ghost, he appears at every turn. You surrender, weakly squeaking out "I loved you in Knocked Up." He stops, smiles, and begins to thank you before being crushed by a giant foot. It is Fat Jonah Hill, who is now the size of the Stay Puft marshmallow man, which he has grown to in preparation for War Dogs 2. You get an idea and track down the nearest, biggest drive-in theater you can find and project The Sitter onto the screen. Fat Jonah Hill screams in protest, covering his eyes like it's the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, crying out in defeat as he begins to melt. When he melts all the way down, he is nothing more than Skinny Jonah Hill again. You reconcile and go grab a Coke. What is the message here?
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